Seen Alongside the Glimmerglass

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Posted by Sassy Soothsayer on January 25, 2001 at 09:34:33:

*ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiip! zoooooooooooooooooom!*

Heidy-ho, Mohicanland! It is I, Sassy Soothsayer, takin' an early morning spin over our village, checkin' to see what's new around town, and keepin' an eye out for She Who Tracks, who STILL hasn't been found! (Miss Marcia is gettin' mighty tired o' feedin' that hound, Hector, and has promised me an entire ROO-barby Pie if I kin find her!)

Hmmmmmm...what's this I see, down by the lake? *swooooooooooop!* Ah-ha! It's that wee little man, the Gnome, and some o' his cohorts, singing! Let me get a little closer....*whooooooooosh!*...oh, yes, I hear 'em now...practicing their rendition of his newest poem, set to music by the Gnomette, and titled "The Difference."

*la, la, la....*
"Cats are cool, cats don't drool,
Dogs are dumb, skulls of numb,
Cats go potty all on their own,
Dogs are snotty, crap in your home!"

My, they sound pretty good, I must say...but it's a good thing SHE isn't to be found around HERE. SHE has a partic-YOO-lar fondness for hounds, doncha know. She might take a wee bit of offense at the wee little man and his wee little cohorts, what with their dog bashing an' all. An' speakin' of Gnomie's cohorts...my supply of Eye of Toad is gettin' a might low...I wonder just how close I CAN get to this little party???? *cackling softly, and shifting gears on Ol' Purple into "Creep/Sneak* mode*................

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