Re: Seen Alongside the Glimmerglass...Ode to Gadget Girl

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: : : " Cats are foul, they hiss and yowl,
: : :  A dog is your chum, it's CATS that are dumb,
: : :  Cats go potty ALL the time,
: : :  They're always naughty, but dogs are sublime!"

: : : So Miss Sassy and your thimble-sized little cohort better just be careful with the dog-bashing. I've been on sabbatical for a while and just itchin' to invent a high-powered, far-reaching carpet duster that cares naught if it carries Soothsayers, Sassy, Brassy or whatever! And just the other day a colleague of mine tossed some plans my way for a new Gnome-gnasher called the "Gastro-Gnome - it makes pip-squeaks palliatively palatable". Being the rather gentile creature that I am though, I certainly would rather not be driven to nastiness, so...CAN IT YOU TWO!

: : : Your friend...for now,
: : : GG

: : Oh, Gadget Girl, O friend of mine,
: : Don't try walkin' this thin line,
: : "Cats are pests?  Dogs are best?"
: : Let's see you pass my widdle test...
: : Get out your fingers & with a frown,
: : Look around you, up and down,
: : Check the couches, check the floor,
: : Count the cats...one, two, three, four...
: : And in the kitchen, sakes alive,
: : Another rests...that makes FIVE.
: : One for the thumb, and one for each finger,
: : That's FIVE, (just so no doubts will linger!)
: : Now, Gadget Girl, look around once again,
: : This time count CANINES, says me, with a grin...
: : How many canines can you find in your house?
: : Far be it from me to continue to grouse, 
: : But I've been there, myself, and SEEN what it was,
: : So don't try adding additional paws!
: : Look close, and look hard, but try as you might,
: : You'll find there's only one doggy in sight.
: : That's ONE dog, GG, though a big one she is,
: : But one dog to five cats, good golly, gee whiz!
: : It doesn't take a scientist who knows about rockets,
: : Or a fancy magician pulling numbers from pockets,
: : To settle this question of which one is best...
: : Just do the math...it's an open-book test.
: : Number of kitties, so warm and so furry,
: : Is FIVE, count'em FIVE!  No need to hurry
: : To count all the dogs...there aren't very many.
: : In fact, with one LESS, there wouldn't be ANY!
: : So, don't give us this bunk about dogs being BEST,
: : When you, your own self, can't pass this quick test.
: : FIVE beautiful cats...I know that you love 'em,
: : Else why would you want so dang many of 'em?
: : As for your big dog, it must be a case
: : Of giving your cats something fuzzy to chase!

: : MMMM

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: Couldn't have said it better, in fact not nearly so WELL!!!
: Great effort!  Stupendous.  And right spot on, too.  C'mere, lemme give you a gnome high five.....no, you have to stoop.  MORE than that.  WAY down low!  There ya go *SMACK*
: Yeah.  Take that Gadjet Girl!  Sassy's got YOUR number all righty.

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: Gnomedome


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