Posted by GnomeDome on January 25, 2001 at 21:42:19:
In Reply to: Re: Seen Alongside the Glimmerglass posted by Sassy Soothsayer on January 25, 2001 at 18:50:27:
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: : : DANG!! That dagnab little man in the pointy hat's lobbin' WASH-TA at me! INCOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIING!!! *ducks, and steers sharply to the left*
: : : Whew! That was a close one. YIKES...there's WASH-TA to the left of me...WASH-TA to the right of me...and dead ahead...OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! A SHRUBBERREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *carpet begins a long spiral downward* AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!! Pull up, Sassy, Pullllllll uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!!!!
: : : *WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!*
: : : Zounds!! That was a close one! *wipes sweat from furrowed brow with shaky hand* Mebbee I'd better let the Gnomes HAVE this round. Sometimes discretion IS the better part of valor, doncha know! *turns carpet towards home, and revs up*
: : : *zzzzzzzzzoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmm!!!*
: : : *small voices heard from under a toadstool*
: : : "Is she gone?"
: : : "Yep, she's gone, all right. But mebbee she'll be back...."
: : : "Who WAS that Masked Wench?"
: : : "Son, that was the LONE SOOTHSAYER!"
: : : *way off in the distance*
: : : "Hiyo, Ol' Purple....awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!"
: : Hi there, Sassy. Nice to see you up here in the sky again. Haven't had a flying partner for a bee's age! Now then . . . the buzz is that you're having a little disagreement with Tower Control. Like a little help from the Bee Two Bomber Squad?
: : Gore Bee
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: Well, Howdy-DO, Gore Bee! My, you're always RUSHIN' ain'tcha? I sure do appreciate your offer to help ol' Sassy out. When the question is Two Bees or Not Two Bees, I always figger Two Bees is better. And Two Bees in Bee Twos is better YET! That Flight Controller in the pointy red hat thinks he OWNS the skies over Mohicanland. Shall we join forces and show him he's full of condensed Wash-ta?? Sounds like fun...follow meeeeeeeeeeee...
: *zooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!*
: SS
Okay here they come guys! spread those mushroom spores everywhere you can! We'll soon have another crop as these unwitting flying wenches bomb, er FERTILIZE our mushroom farm for us. And after that, well we shall SEE who rules the skies over mohicanland. But first...let's get the next crop of mushrooms underway. Once they get done feeding them with Wash-ta for us, we can cover them up with that there berlap.
Hi ho, hi ho.
(one does have to wonder though just how MUCH wash-ta bomb load a steeenking liddle bee can carry though, ya know?) B-2? That tiny thing? And they say we GUYS inflate our egos with lies about size? HA!! Yeah, right, but nothing like that bumbling bee up there!
GnomeDome