Posted by Sassy Soothsayer on January 25, 2001 at 11:55:25:
In Reply to: Re: Seen Alongside the Glimmerglass posted by GnomeDome on January 25, 2001 at 10:55:17:
: Jeez, trying to get these toads to sing is a trip. My tenor sounds like he has a frog in his throat, and half the choir keeps slipping and sliding off the rocks. Need some no-skid skin they do. And you would THINK that after months of working with them at least ONE of them would be able to hit a high note!
: Nope.
: Hmmm, what's that you say Bubba? Some lady is bellyin' through the grass headed our way? What's her trip I wonder? Well, she better watch her step - er, I mean her slide. This is a pond, and the geese do LOVE to hunker down around the pond, and you know what THAT means! Lots of feathers and goose Wash-ta around.
: Nothing slicker than goose Wash-ta ya know. Or messier.
: GnomeDome
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Who you callin' a LADY, Toad? Is some OTHER fem-i-NINE creature tryin' to sneak up on my Eye of Toad resource? Cuz, if'n you're talkin' about ol' Sassy, here, I resent the inference! I ain't no Lady, sartain! As for goose Wash-ta, never fear...I've got my trusty purple paisley flyin' carpet, Ol' Purple, set to Hover! So, toads, newts, frogs, and other assorted creepy crawlers had best watch out! An' YOU, too, wee man...I just might think of a good use for a feller YOUR size, as well! After all, ol' Sassy's house is just FULL o' pots that need stirrin', an' I seem to recall you've a knack for that sort o' thing!
*hover, creep, sneak*
Yours Stealthily,
Sassy