Re: Seen Alongside the Glimmerglass

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: : : *ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!  zoooooooooooooooooom!*

: : : Heidy-ho, Mohicanland!  It is I, Sassy Soothsayer, takin' an early morning spin over our village, checkin' to see what's new around town, and keepin' an eye out for She Who Tracks, who STILL hasn't been found!  (Miss Marcia is gettin' mighty tired o' feedin' that hound, Hector, and has promised me an entire ROO-barby Pie if I kin find her!)

: : : Hmmmmmm...what's this I see, down by the lake?  *swooooooooooop!*  Ah-ha!  It's that wee little man, the Gnome, and some o' his cohorts, singing!  Let me get a little closer....*whooooooooosh!*...oh, yes, I hear 'em now...practicing their rendition of his newest poem, set to music by the Gnomette, and titled "The Difference."  

: : : *la, la, la....*
: : : "Cats are cool, cats don't drool,
: : : Dogs are dumb, skulls of numb,
: : : Cats go potty all on their own,
: : : Dogs are snotty, crap in your home!"

: : : My, they sound pretty good, I must say...but it's a good thing SHE isn't to be found around HERE.  SHE has a partic-YOO-lar fondness for hounds, doncha know.  She might take a wee bit of offense at the wee little man and his wee little cohorts, what with their dog bashing an' all.  An' speakin' of Gnomie's cohorts...my supply of Eye of Toad is gettin' a might low...I wonder just how close I CAN get to this little party????  *cackling softly, and shifting gears on Ol' Purple into "Creep/Sneak* mode*................

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: : You cat-lovers have REALLY got some noive! Gadget Girl had been *Inventing* a little verse herself titled "The REAL Difference"

: : " Cats are foul, they hiss and yowl,
: :  A dog is your chum, it's CATS that are dumb,
: :  Cats go potty ALL the time,
: :  They're always naughty, but dogs are sublime!"

: : So Miss Sassy and your thimble-sized little cohort better just be careful with the dog-bashing. I've been on sabbatical for a while and just itchin' to invent a high-powered, far-reaching carpet duster that cares naught if it carries Soothsayers, Sassy, Brassy or whatever! And just the other day a colleague of mine tossed some plans my way for a new Gnome-gnasher called the "Gastro-Gnome - it makes pip-squeaks palliatively palatable". Being the rather gentile creature that I am though, I certainly would rather not be driven to nastiness, so...CAN IT YOU TWO!

: : Your friend...for now,
: : GG

: Hmmm.  Wonder where Vita's sabre toothed kitty is?  I wanna introduce Gadjet Girl here to the nice, hungry cute little kitty with the denture problem.

: Oh yeah, "and your little dog, too!"

: GnomeDome



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