Re: Seen Alongside the Glimmerglass - Top Secret Report to the Bee Holder

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: : : : Okay here they come guys!  spread those mushroom spores everywhere you can!  We'll soon have another crop as these unwitting flying wenches bomb, er FERTILIZE our mushroom farm for us.  And after that, well we shall SEE who rules the skies over mohicanland.  But first...let's get the next crop of mushrooms underway.  Once they get done feeding them with Wash-ta for us, we can cover them up with that there berlap.  

: : : : Hi ho, hi ho.  

: : : : (one does have to wonder though just how MUCH wash-ta bomb load a steeenking liddle bee can carry though, ya know?)  B-2?  That tiny thing?  And they say we GUYS inflate our egos with lies about size? HA!!  Yeah, right, but nothing like that bumbling bee up there!

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: : : *buuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!*

: : : Bee Quiet, reporting back from Scouting Detail, Sir, and carryin' dispatches for Gore Bee.  It seems the Gnomies overheard parts of The Plan, and think Sassy & Gore Bee are gonna drop loads of WASH-TA on them.  Obviously, they misunderstood that the only reference to WASH-TA was in regard to what THEY, themselves, are full of.  Buuzzzzzzzzzzzz.  So, I'd say it's a "GO!" for Gore Bee...any of his usual Sting Operations should work like a charm.  Gnomeland will never know what hit it.  *saluting smartly*  Live Long & Prosper, Calm Bee Nation, and God Save the Queen!!!!

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: : Top Secret Report to The Bee Holder

: : Sir!  The Calm Bee Nation has mounted an operation to demonstrate to the Gnome Community the efficacy of the invincible Bee Two Bomber Squadron.  We have welded 5000 Happy Worker Bees together into the Bee Two Engine and are prepared to launch by daybreak tomorrow.  The female contingent of the Antennaed Forces will assist with diversionary actions.   Bee Dazzle and the Honey Bees will shimmer in from opposing directions, while BeeWitch and the Zombees levitate the burlap camouflage from the mushroom field.   It will then bee the job of the Bee Two Bombers to buzz the field, and spread clover seed thick and heavy throughout the mushroom crop.  Come Spring, let's just see those Gnomes harvest in the middle of an international bee gathering.  Hahahahaha!!!!! Heeheeheeheehee!!!!!  Oh, I can't STAND it!  gasp giggle.  It's just too good!  Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

: : Must hurry now . . . the Bee Two Engine is jittering to take off.

: : Gore Bee
: : (always a'rushin)

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: Bee-Jaysus!  Can you Bee-lieve these Bozos with a capitol Bee?
: Okay my hearty gnomies......huddle!  We gotta come up with a plan to Beeat the Bee-jaysus outta the sons of Bees.  You better Bee-lieve no Bee-damned Bees are gonna wipe out the mushroom crop and seed with clover by dang.  Huddle!  Everybody in the huddle!  *mumble mumble plan plan connive connive*.........

: gnomedome


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