Re: New Folks in Mohicanland

Posted by Miss Paddletale on March 08, 2000 at 07:35:16:

In Reply to: Re: New Folks in Mohicanland posted by Lady Ann on March 08, 2000 at 06:24:06:

: My dear Miss Paddletale:

: Thank you so much for the effusive welcome to Mohicanland! We shall try our best to be outstanding citizens...I must warn you though...never, but never, refer to the kilt or the brecan faile as a "skirt" within the hearing of the Scot who is wearing it. He shall immediately consider his manhood challenged and take drastic steps to correct your impression...and I hesitate to add that duck is one of The MacLeod's favorite foods! Consider also that the man, at any given time, carries at least 3 sharply honed and lovingly cared-for blades about his person...

: Sincerely,

: Lady Ann

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*QUACKQUACKQUACK!* *SQUACK!!*

Ducks as FOOD?? QUACKQUACK! SQUACKLE! Blades?? Sharply-honed? QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK!!!!!!! OH! OH! Oh, MY!! *running in circles faster and faster* ACK!! QUACK!! Run for your lives, fellow ducks!! Run far, run FAAAAAAAAST!!! QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK....pant, pant, pant, pantpantpant...GASP! *THUD!!!!*

*dead silence...a very blue in the beak Miss Paddletale lies flat out on her feathered backside in the middle of the Village Green*

Follow Ups:

• Re: New Folks in Mohicanland...Will No One HELP??? Birdie T. Bird 09:19:48 3/08/2000 (8)
  • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland...Will No One HELP??? Miss Gaylee Cooper 10:34:43 3/08/2000 (1)
    • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland...Will No One HELP??? BillyGnome 10:57:01 3/08/2000 (0)
  • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland...Will No One HELP??? Doc M 10:09:10 3/08/2000 (5)
    • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland...Will No One HELP??? Hector 14:31:39 3/08/2000 (4)
      • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland...Will No One HELP??? GnomeDome 14:52:02 3/08/2000 (3)
        • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland...Will No One HELP??? Hector 17:07:42 3/08/2000 (2)
          • Re: Will No One HELP??? Hector Will! She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine 11:14:50 3/09/2000 (1)
            • Re: HELP??? Hector Will! Meanwhile...mystery in Mohican Village Bill R 16:01:16 3/09/2000 (0)
• Re: New Folks in Mohicanland BillyGnome 08:14:35 3/08/2000 (17)
  • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!) Lady Ann 08:42:07 3/08/2000 (13)
    • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!) Miss Marcia 09:04:35 3/08/2000 (12)
      • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!) BillyGnome 10:12:18 3/08/2000 (0)
      • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!) Lady Ann 09:24:03 3/08/2000 (10)
        • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!) MMMMarcia 10:02:43 3/08/2000 (9)
          • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!) Doc M 10:14:28 3/08/2000 (6)
            • Re: Is it just me, or...... Diana 11:06:24 3/08/2000 (5)
              • Re: Is it just me, or...... Birdie T. Bird 11:08:11 3/08/2000 (4)
                • Re: Is it just me, or...... Dana S. 15:31:56 3/08/2000 (3)
                  • Re: Is it just me, or...... Clabert 18:59:12 3/08/2000 (2)
                    • Re: Is it just me, or...... Diana 19:36:28 3/08/2000 (1)
                      • Re: Is it just me, or...... GnomeDome 19:49:33 3/08/2000 (0)
          • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!) Gnome Dome 10:14:09 3/08/2000 (1)
            • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!) Doc M 10:18:25 3/08/2000 (0)
  • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland Doc M 08:40:47 3/08/2000 (2)
    • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland Gnome Dome 10:19:23 3/08/2000 (1)
      • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland & Gnomie Takes His Life In His Itty Bitty Hands! MMMMarcia 11:12:38 3/08/2000 (0)

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: : My dear Miss Paddletale:

: : Thank you so much for the effusive welcome to Mohicanland!  We shall try our best to be outstanding citizens...I must warn you though...never, but never, refer to the kilt or the brecan faile as a "skirt" within the hearing of the Scot who is wearing it.  He shall immediately consider his manhood challenged and take drastic steps to correct your impression...and I hesitate to add that duck is one of The MacLeod's favorite foods!  Consider also that the man, at any given time, carries at least 3 sharply honed and lovingly cared-for blades about his person...

: : Sincerely,

: : Lady Ann 

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: *QUACKQUACKQUACK!*  *SQUACK!!*  

: Ducks as FOOD??  QUACKQUACK!  SQUACKLE!  Blades??  Sharply-honed?  QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK!!!!!!!  OH!  OH!  Oh, MY!! *running in circles faster and faster*  ACK!!  QUACK!!  Run for your lives, fellow ducks!!  Run far, run FAAAAAAAAST!!!  QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK....pant, pant, pant, pantpantpant...GASP!  *THUD!!!!*

: *dead silence...a very blue in the beak Miss Paddletale lies flat out on her feathered backside in the middle of the Village Green*


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