Posted by Lady Ann on March 08, 2000 at 06:24:06:
In Reply to: New Folks in Mohicanland posted by Miss Paddletale on March 07, 2000 at 19:09:42:
: *QUACKQUACK!* *SQUAWK!! *QUARKLE!!*
: Ohmiohdearohmeohohohoh!!...New folks in Mohicanland! QUACK!! Squark! They just arrived, just arrived this very day...a dark haired lass who calls herself The Lady Ann and her husband, who goes by the name of MacLeod, QUACK!, Bill MacLeod! Only, ohmy, oh golly, oh quackquackquack, wait'll you see this! Squawk! QUACK! The Lady Ann appears to be quite the charmer, in her bonny plaid an' all, but, quackquackquack, that husband of hers wears a...a...a SKIRT!! Good Golly Olly! Whatever is happening to our lovely Mohicanland??! What's a poor duck to think these days??!! A MAN IN A SKIRT, and him a big, brawny lookin' fella, too! QUACK, SQUACK! I dunno, I dunno, quack, I just dunno what's up or what's down, I guess! Can't tell my head from my tailfeathers! Who'd a thunk the village would come to THIS?? QUACKQUACKQUACK!!! Can't somebody explain to me how this can be??? See for yourself above! I leave it to you to judge...I must run around in circles some more, quacking my head off...it's what I do best, doncha know!
: Yours In Frantic Hysteria,
: Miss Paddletale
: Motto: QUACK!
My dear Miss Paddletale:
Thank you so much for the effusive welcome to Mohicanland! We shall try our best to be outstanding citizens...I must warn you though...never, but never, refer to the kilt or the brecan faile as a "skirt" within the hearing of the Scot who is wearing it. He shall immediately consider his manhood challenged and take drastic steps to correct your impression...and I hesitate to add that duck is one of The MacLeod's favorite foods! Consider also that the man, at any given time, carries at least 3 sharply honed and lovingly cared-for blades about his person...
Sincerely,
Lady Ann