Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!)

Posted by Lady Ann on March 08, 2000 at 08:42:07:

In Reply to: Re: New Folks in Mohicanland posted by BillyGnome on March 08, 2000 at 08:14:35:

: But moving on to the topic of discussion......so Lady Ann, I always loved those plaid wraparound skirts held together with a pin. Along with the knee length socks. Very cute. Are you saying that a Scot would actually be offended if I admired his?
: He would actually NOT be flattered if I told him "Hey, NICE SKIRT. Which girls prep school do you attend?"

: *chuckle snort guffaw*

: BillyGnome

My dear B.Gnome:

While an offended Scot may excuse a duck on the grounds of its future edibility, I daren't think what that Scot may do to a Gnome...and I might add that the traditional Highlander does battle in the buff, his only true fear being the ire of his lady when she finds out that her 9 yards of lovingly woven wool has been dirtied, bloodied and torn in the heat of battle! Imagine if you will the able-bodied "schoolgirl", charging you with all weapons, steel and otherwise, unfurled, in a mad naked screaming fury...that sight has caused men of stern stuff to turn tail and run for the hills (the armies of Kings Edward I and II come to mind). It may even give pause to a Gnome.

Sincerely,

Lady Ann

Follow Ups:

• Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!) Miss Marcia 09:04:35 3/08/2000 (12)
  • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!) BillyGnome 10:12:18 3/08/2000 (0)
  • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!) Lady Ann 09:24:03 3/08/2000 (10)
    • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!) MMMMarcia 10:02:43 3/08/2000 (9)
      • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!) Doc M 10:14:28 3/08/2000 (6)
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          • Re: Is it just me, or...... Birdie T. Bird 11:08:11 3/08/2000 (4)
            • Re: Is it just me, or...... Dana S. 15:31:56 3/08/2000 (3)
              • Re: Is it just me, or...... Clabert 18:59:12 3/08/2000 (2)
                • Re: Is it just me, or...... Diana 19:36:28 3/08/2000 (1)
                  • Re: Is it just me, or...... GnomeDome 19:49:33 3/08/2000 (0)
      • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!) Gnome Dome 10:14:09 3/08/2000 (1)
        • Re: New Folks in Mohicanland (Oh my!) Doc M 10:18:25 3/08/2000 (0)

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: : But moving on to the topic of discussion......so Lady Ann, I always loved those plaid wraparound skirts held together with a pin.  Along with the knee length socks.  Very cute.  Are you saying that a Scot would actually be offended if I admired his?
: : He would actually NOT be flattered if I told him "Hey, NICE SKIRT.  Which girls prep school do you attend?"

: : *chuckle snort guffaw*

: : BillyGnome

: My dear B.Gnome:

: While an offended Scot may excuse a duck on the grounds of its future edibility, I daren't think what that Scot may do to a Gnome...and I might add that the traditional Highlander does battle in the buff, his only true fear being the ire of his lady when she finds out that her 9 yards of lovingly woven wool has been dirtied, bloodied and torn in the heat of battle!  Imagine if you will the able-bodied "schoolgirl", charging you with all weapons, steel and otherwise, unfurled, in a mad naked screaming fury...that sight has caused men of stern stuff to turn tail and run for the hills (the armies of Kings Edward I and II come to mind).  It may even give pause to a Gnome.

: Sincerely,

: Lady Ann


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