Gnome Squashing...

Posted by Doc M on July 30, 2000 at 11:52:19:

...happens to be legal in 49 states except New Jersey, where
they are only allowed to be encased in a cement shoebox.
They are kept alive in laboratories in the District of
Columbia, where their brains are transplanted into Congressmen
and presidential candidates. In fact, Doc M has it on good
authority that at least one candidate transfer has been
made already! *snort! snort!*

Doc M

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• Re: Gnome Squashing... BillyGnome 22:06:09 7/30/2000 (0)
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  • Re: Gnome Squashing... Doc M 13:48:01 7/30/2000 (7)
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: ...happens to be legal in 49 states except New Jersey, where
: they are only allowed to be encased in a cement shoebox.
: They are kept alive in laboratories in the District of
: Columbia, where their brains are transplanted into Congressmen
: and presidential candidates. In fact, Doc M has it on good
: authority that at least one candidate transfer has been
: made already! *snort! snort!*

: Doc M


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