Re: Gnome Squashing...

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Posted by BillyGnome on July 30, 2000 at 22:06:09:

In Reply to: Gnome Squashing... posted by Doc M on July 30, 2000 at 11:52:19:

: ...happens to be legal in 49 states except New Jersey, where
: they are only allowed to be encased in a cement shoebox.
: They are kept alive in laboratories in the District of
: Columbia, where their brains are transplanted into Congressmen
: and presidential candidates. In fact, Doc M has it on good
: authority that at least one candidate transfer has been
: made already! *snort! snort!*

: Doc M

Oh fine, I go away for the day and what do I find? That Doc Mary, tart that she is, always making trouble, gets everybody to squashing gnomes and others are trying to make a POLITICIAN of him! I'd rather be squashed thank you. Or, as one of our more graphic members said, I'd rather clean toilets with my tongue!

Now, I wouldn't mind serving on the cabinet of say Pres and First Lady Federici.....were a suitable post offered me.
BillyGnome

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: : ...happens to be legal in 49 states except New Jersey, where
: : they are only allowed to be encased in a cement shoebox.
: : They are kept alive in laboratories in the District of
: : Columbia, where their brains are transplanted into Congressmen
: : and presidential candidates. In fact, Doc M has it on good
: : authority that at least one candidate transfer has been
: : made already! *snort! snort!*

: : Doc M

: Oh fine, I go away for the day and what do I find?  That Doc Mary, tart that she is, always making trouble, gets everybody to squashing gnomes and others are trying to make a POLITICIAN of him!  I'd rather be squashed thank you.  Or, as one of our more graphic members said, I'd rather clean toilets with my tongue!

: Now, I wouldn't mind serving on the cabinet of say Pres and First Lady Federici.....were a suitable post offered me.  
: BillyGnome


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