Re: Gnome Squashing...

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: : : : : ...happens to be legal in 49 states except New Jersey, where
: : : : : they are only allowed to be encased in a cement shoebox.
: : : : : They are kept alive in laboratories in the District of
: : : : : Columbia, where their brains are transplanted into Congressmen
: : : : : and presidential candidates. In fact, Doc M has it on good
: : : : : authority that at least one candidate transfer has been
: : : : : made already! *snort! snort!*

: : : : : Doc M

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: : : : Well, THAT explains at least HALF of the remarks I've been reading from Presidential Candidates A and B.  Are you sure that only ONE of them has received this transplant?  They both seem a bit SHORT on brainpower at times (No offense, Gnomie!), though to be honest, one of them seems decidedly MORE so than the other, IMHO.  

: : : : MMMM

: : : 
: : : Hmmm! Hmmm! Which one could it be? Which one? *think! think!
: : : think!* Just keep watching them closely, painful as that
: : : might be. Do you notice either of them being unnaturally
: : : attracted to mushrooms, or expressing a strong desire
: : : to stand next to the pink flamingos or the wagon wheels
: : : on suburban landscapes? These can be vital clues to the
: : : discerning eye. 

: : : Doc M, who fervently wishes the Imperialist Oppressor 
: : : Jefferson was still around!

: : My sentiments exactly Doc M!

: : Miss MMMarcia, I'm in torment every 4 years! I've never once voted for a winner!  Woe Ways Me!...or should I say, Woe Ways US..A

: : SSL, Kathleen

: REALLY?  No lie?  For true now?  Then would you please, please PLEASE vote for Gore?

: Bill R


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