Re: Gnome Squashing...

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: : : : : ...happens to be legal in 49 states except New Jersey, where
: : : : : they are only allowed to be encased in a cement shoebox.
: : : : : They are kept alive in laboratories in the District of
: : : : : Columbia, where their brains are transplanted into Congressmen
: : : : : and presidential candidates. In fact, Doc M has it on good
: : : : : authority that at least one candidate transfer has been
: : : : : made already! *snort! snort!*

: : : : : Doc M

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: : : : Well, THAT explains at least HALF of the remarks I've been reading from Presidential Candidates A and B.  Are you sure that only ONE of them has received this transplant?  They both seem a bit SHORT on brainpower at times (No offense, Gnomie!), though to be honest, one of them seems decidedly MORE so than the other, IMHO.  

: : : : MMMM

: : : 
: : : Hmmm! Hmmm! Which one could it be? Which one? *think! think!
: : : think!* Just keep watching them closely, painful as that
: : : might be. Do you notice either of them being unnaturally
: : : attracted to mushrooms, or expressing a strong desire
: : : to stand next to the pink flamingos or the wagon wheels
: : : on suburban landscapes? These can be vital clues to the
: : : discerning eye. 

: : : Doc M, who fervently wishes the Imperialist Oppressor 
: : : Jefferson was still around!

: : My sentiments exactly Doc M!

: : Miss MMMarcia, I'm in torment every 4 years! I've never once voted for a winner!  Woe Ways Me!...or should I say, Woe Ways US..A

: : SSL, Kathleen

: I suggest we should all cast a write-in vote - The New Mohicanland Party nominates The Gnome for President! We could all wear red pointy hats at the convention (held at Bumppo's Tavern, of course).  We could meet on Miss Marcia's veranda to draft a solid platform and imbibe Mint Juleps while The Gnome considers his Vice Gnome and possible Cabinet Members.  This could be the start of something big.

: She Who Tracks


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