Re: Gnome Squashing...

Posted by MMMMarcia on July 30, 2000 at 13:16:55:

In Reply to: Gnome Squashing... posted by Doc M on July 30, 2000 at 11:52:19:

: ...happens to be legal in 49 states except New Jersey, where
: they are only allowed to be encased in a cement shoebox.
: They are kept alive in laboratories in the District of
: Columbia, where their brains are transplanted into Congressmen
: and presidential candidates. In fact, Doc M has it on good
: authority that at least one candidate transfer has been
: made already! *snort! snort!*

: Doc M

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Well, THAT explains at least HALF of the remarks I've been reading from Presidential Candidates A and B. Are you sure that only ONE of them has received this transplant? They both seem a bit SHORT on brainpower at times (No offense, Gnomie!), though to be honest, one of them seems decidedly MORE so than the other, IMHO.

MMMM

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• Re: Gnome Squashing... Doc M 13:48:01 7/30/2000 (7)
  • Re: Gnome Squashing... Jo 23:10:13 7/30/2000 (0)
  • Re: Oppressive Philosophies to Live By E 20:16:00 7/30/2000 (0)
  • Re: Gnome Squashing... Kathleen 14:28:21 7/30/2000 (4)
    • Re: Gnome Squashing... Bill R 21:52:43 7/30/2000 (0)
    • Re: Gnome Squashing... She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine 17:29:55 7/30/2000 (2)
      • Re: Gnome Squashing... MMMMarcia 17:40:29 7/30/2000 (1)
        • Re: Gnome Squashing... GnomeDome 21:56:31 7/30/2000 (0)

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: : ...happens to be legal in 49 states except New Jersey, where
: : they are only allowed to be encased in a cement shoebox.
: : They are kept alive in laboratories in the District of
: : Columbia, where their brains are transplanted into Congressmen
: : and presidential candidates. In fact, Doc M has it on good
: : authority that at least one candidate transfer has been
: : made already! *snort! snort!*

: : Doc M

: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: Well, THAT explains at least HALF of the remarks I've been reading from Presidential Candidates A and B.  Are you sure that only ONE of them has received this transplant?  They both seem a bit SHORT on brainpower at times (No offense, Gnomie!), though to be honest, one of them seems decidedly MORE so than the other, IMHO.  

: MMMM


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