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Fitzhugh Williams
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Posted - December 24 2006 : 12:29:24 AM
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With Christmas here and all the children getting toys, I couldn’t help but think that a line of LOTM action figures might be jus the thing.
Cora doll – comes with an attitude and 10 different complaints. Alice doll – Push off the edge of a table and try to make it land on a rock-shaped target. Monro doll – Comes with removable heart. Webb doll – doesn’t do anything. Ching doll – throws large blue war club at a Huron target. Duncan doll – made of asbestos – can be mounted in the fireplace on top of the Yule log. Uncas doll – lifesize and inflatable – should be quite popular among a certain set. Hawkeye doll – make like a nutcracker with the handle being the long, flowing hair.
Perhaps others.
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Stephanie
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Posted - December 24 2006 : 08:18:32 AM
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Very funny, Fitz. Now you forgot that Gadget Girl will be wanting a Jack Winthrop doll. And I, of course, eagerly await the addition of the Magua doll, complete with removable leg cast?
In the meantime, here's an LOTM action figure set you can get: :SS:US:1" target="_blank">http://cgi.aol.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250065638472&ssPageName=ADME:SS:US:1 |
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Kaylynn44
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Posted - December 24 2006 : 09:10:40 AM
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Steph, I can guarantee that we will never see that particular Barzo playset in Ariel's Auction or the raffle, unless we happen to have a very rich Mohicanlander among us that wants to donate it.
Love, Kay
PS Fitz, I loved all of the dolls. Maybe you should pitch your idea to Mattel. |
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Seamus
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Posted - December 24 2006 : 11:16:44 AM
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Huzzah, Fitz! That's a classic!
How about a Cameron's cabin, complete with matches? |
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Irishgirl
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Posted - December 24 2006 : 11:48:12 AM
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lol Fitz Sign me up for the lifesize, inflatable Uncas Best get me one before all the other ladies buy them all up. Ladies you know who you are
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Fitzhugh Williams
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Posted - December 24 2006 : 12:52:15 PM
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And maybe,
Magua doll - Comes with 5 menacing looks and can deliver insults in English, French, Mohawk, and Huron. Deluxe version can deliver insults in Abenaki and Ottawa as well. Montcalm doll - Moveable head that looks the other way when Hurons attack British.
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richfed
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Posted - December 24 2006 : 1:03:12 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Kaylynn44
Steph, I can guarantee that we will never see that particular Barzo playset in Ariel's Auction or the raffle, unless we happen to have a very rich Mohicanlander among us that wants to donate it.
Love, Kay
PS Fitz, I loved all of the dolls. Maybe you should pitch your idea to Mattel.
And to think that I just gave my set to my 2 youngest sons!!! It WAS in mint condition ... $1500?????????? Man oh man ... |
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Stephanie
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Posted - December 24 2006 : 1:16:23 PM
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Fitz LOL!!!!!!! You're cracking me up. Better make that Montcalm doll a blow-up life size, too. |
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Obediah
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Posted - December 26 2006 : 10:30:11 AM
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But wait!...there's more...don't forget the 3-piece LOTM swim set, just right for those hot summer days by the pool. Consists of inflatable likenesses of Hawkeye, Chingachgook, & his kid. These are self-propelled & can roll right off the end of the diving board & paddle to the edge of the pool, then up & out! Strangely, no matter in what order these 3 dolls jump into the pool, the Chingy doll is always the last one out! |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - December 28 2006 : 8:37:47 PM
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That's hilarious!
I'll take ten Alice's (Just to hear her hit the floor!) One Uncas that I make into an idol and present all precious metals and stones as gifts in exchange for his everlasting love! And 100 Duncan Donuts to set aflame as sacrifice! Oh yeah, and 1,000 addtn'l Uncas dolls just for the sake of being surrounded by him!!!
Now...about that Magua doll..... |
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Obediah
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Posted - December 28 2006 : 11:39:34 PM
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Idol or idle???
Think of the Magua doll as an educational device (so you'll know all about the English). |
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RedFraggle
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Posted - December 29 2006 : 12:18:27 AM
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Hee hee...
I love this idea. My personal favorite is the Cora doll. "An attitude and 10 different complaints"? Brilliant! |
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Posted - December 29 2006 : 4:54:24 PM
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Greetings and Happy New Year!!
I don't see a General Montcalm doll on list. Well, here it is. Hmmm, he walks around in the woods, listens to songs and rides a horse. Oh, did I say that that his french is par excellance?! Oo La La!!
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Obediah
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Posted - December 29 2006 : 5:09:33 PM
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Although the Montcalm doll speaks excellent "Fran-say," when it switches to English, no-one can understand a word that comes out of its mouth/speaker. |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - December 29 2006 : 9:17:33 PM
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I can understand ANY good-looking man with an accent!! |
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Posted - December 29 2006 : 9:44:26 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Fitzhugh Williams
With Christmas here and all the children getting toys, I couldn’t help but think that a line of LOTM action figures might be jus the thing.
Cora doll – comes with an attitude and 10 different complaints. Alice doll – Push off the edge of a table and try to make it land on a rock-shaped target. Monro doll – Comes with removable heart. Webb doll – doesn’t do anything. Ching doll – throws large blue war club at a Huron target. Duncan doll – made of asbestos – can be mounted in the fireplace on top of the Yule log. Uncas doll – lifesize and inflatable – should be quite popular among a certain set. Hawkeye doll – make like a nutcracker with the handle being the long, flowing hair.
Perhaps others.
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Posted - December 29 2006 : 10:00:27 PM
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Duncan doll – made of asbestos – can be mounted in the fireplace on top of the Yule log. Uncas doll – lifesize and inflatable – should be quite popular among a certain set. Hawkeye doll – make like a nutcracker with the handle being the long, flowing hair.
Perhaps others.
---- Fitzhugh W.
Sorry about the previous post, am hopelessly tech impaired! Just had to say *ROTFL*! Fitz, this is great! Just got back to Mohicanland, after the holiday craziness, and this was the first thing I found. :-D The Duncan doll you can put on the Yule Log is truly inspired! ;-) Are you sure you don't have a secret career in advertising? >:-) Also thought the Cameron's Cabin thing was wicked funny... sick, but still funny. Thanks , you guys, for giving me a much needed laugh! And since we're all being bad... I'm probably a (lurking) member of that "certain set". So can't we get an inflatable Hawkeye too? Just to encourage "creative play", of course. |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - December 30 2006 : 01:52:48 AM
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Irishgirl
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Posted - January 01 2007 : 12:22:36 PM
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quote: Originally posted by Obediah
Think of the Magua doll as an educational device (so you'll know all about the English).
Well I guess Uncas would be a pleasure device then. |
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Obediah
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Posted - January 01 2007 : 9:29:00 PM
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I would think the "Chingy's kid" doll would be a knife sharpener. |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - January 03 2007 : 01:04:29 AM
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Keep dreaming you ole' geezer! |
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Posted - January 06 2007 : 3:13:07 PM
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As much as I love the movie....I find it ridiculous that the person that was trying to sell the action toy set on e-bay would actually think they could sell it for $1500. We may be die-hard fans but we aren't crazy! As for the duncan doll...does it cry and scream in pain when you put it on the yule log? Might add a bit of flavor if it did! |
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Posted - January 06 2007 : 4:09:13 PM
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"As for the duncan doll...does it cry and scream in pain when you put it on the yule log?"....asks Dancer.
No, my dear, it doesn't, because it is a British...Officer. |
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Posted - January 06 2007 : 6:08:57 PM
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Well he cried like a girl in the movie!!!!!!!! |
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