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Light of the Moon
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 Posted - November 29 2006 : 09:22:16 AM
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Dead Collector: He says he's not dead.
Man Carrying Body: Yes he is.
"Dead" Man: I'm not.
Dead Collector: He isn't.
Man Carrying Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
"Dead" Man: I'm getting better.
Man Carrying Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment....
"Dead" Man: I feel fine.... I think I'll go for a walk.... I feel happy. I feel happy!
[Whack!]
Oh! Agony, agony, agony. <<Hand reaches up with fingers curled>> WHYYYYYYYYYY????? Then bllpphht .
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Obediah
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Posted - December 04 2006 : 2:26:13 PM
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..... I got to thinking...some three hundred years later and men haven't changed that much, they see a woman that fascinates them and they have to look over the package . No offense guys!
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OTOH, this thread should be sub-titled "Why Women Wear Makeup!"  |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - December 08 2006 : 12:26:26 AM
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Why we wear it so we can look good!
As for me...that's pretty much it. Just like to look good. Picture perfect!
But maybe I'm outside the norm...I just can't see making myself look better to please someone else. It's the whole "take it or leave it" policy.
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Dancer
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Posted - December 11 2006 : 09:11:20 AM
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| I don't think it was bad that Hawkeye "sized" Cora up at the burial grounds. The way I see it, in that time period women were married young and immediately started families. Not to sound down on my own gender but their purpose seemed to be mainly to serve as breeders...of course a man is going to look a woman up and down to decide if he wants her to have his children. It did, however seem a little disturbing to me that he chose a burial ground to be the place where he checks out the goods! But I suppose in their situation he didn't have too much of a choice as to where or when he was going to notice her. |
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Obediah
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Posted - December 11 2006 : 12:50:42 PM
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I don't think it was bad that Hawkeye "sized" Cora up at the burial grounds. The way I see it, in that time period women were married young and immediately started families. Not to sound down on my own gender but their purpose seemed to be mainly to serve as breeders...of course a man is going to look a woman up and down to decide if he wants her to have his children. It did, however seem a little disturbing to me that he chose a burial ground to be the place where he checks out the goods! But I suppose in their situation he didn't have too much of a choice as to where or when he was going to notice her.
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Posted - December 11 2006 : 3:20:59 PM
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| I should have none I was opening myself up for ridicule on that one!!!!! Oh well, I can take it! |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - December 11 2006 : 11:03:46 PM
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That's cute Obi, really it is.
While we're tossing around one liners...
What's the difference between men and women and midnight snacking?
Men will go see what's in the fridge and then go to bed. Women see what's in bed and then go to the fridge!!!!!
So much for breeding!
Get away Pervert!
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Posted - December 12 2006 : 12:21:42 AM
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| Ha ha ha ha ha! Never thought of that but it is definitely true for a lot of women! Oh and I don't think any woman out there today would willingly accept the duty of being a breeder! |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - December 12 2006 : 12:56:46 AM
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I would if Uncas, Ching, or that hot background huron guy was asking! |
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Posted - December 12 2006 : 1:20:32 PM
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| I don't think I would want to breed with Ching but I would definitely serve as a breeder for Uncas! |
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RedFraggle
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Posted - December 12 2006 : 1:33:02 PM
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[quote]Originally posted by Obediah [quote] Why are women's feet smaller than men's? ... So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink! [quote]
Sooo...what does that mean for my size tens? 
And why does this "reply with quote" thing never work for me?
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Posted - December 12 2006 : 1:40:16 PM
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| Ditto...I wear a 9 1/2!!!!! Guess we don't belong in the kitchen Red fraggle! |
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Posted - December 12 2006 : 3:36:18 PM
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I don't think I would want to breed with Ching but I would definitely serve as a breeder for Uncas!
Add my name to that list and as for the "seeing what's in the bed and going to the fridge thing" not if it was Uncas in the bed. To hell with the food then I would snack on Uncas instead  
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - December 13 2006 : 09:23:08 AM
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| Hanible? Is that you? |
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Posted - December 13 2006 : 09:37:53 AM
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Hanible? Is that you?
Well I am partial to "sausage"  |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - December 13 2006 : 09:54:25 AM
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - January 12 2007 : 4:41:06 PM
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Ya' know I just love this thread. We are bad, bad girls Irish, Red and me.
So anymore comments on the "breeder era"? Come on guys we'll take you on! (So much for the weaker species)
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RedFraggle
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Posted - January 12 2007 : 11:57:15 PM
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[quote]Originally posted by Dancer
To hell with the food then I would snack on Uncas instead
Snacking? Hmmm . . . Ala Hannibal (as Light said), or perhaps ala "9 1/2 Weeks"? 
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - January 14 2007 : 10:04:39 PM
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Didn't think of that! Good one, Red!
Ya' know after the one liners I expected more man versus women thing but there it is.
I guess they just got wise and let us be (for once). |
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Posted - January 15 2007 : 2:29:20 PM
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And why does this "reply with quote" thing never work for me?
It looks to me like you are deleting out a character that html needs to complete the quote. The very last thing should be this: [/quote] I think you are leaving out the slash which tells it to "end quote." |
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Posted - January 15 2007 : 2:46:05 PM
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| Gosh, I just found this thread!? Am admittedly still learning my away around in cyber-space! Loved reading everybody's comments (the guys and the girls)! Maybe I am really naive, or missed the subtext or something, but I just thought that look Hawkeye gave Cora was sooo sexy! (And a lot of folks would definitely consider me a feminist)! Also thanks for the tip, WW! I was having the same problem with the quote thing... |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - January 18 2007 : 12:05:07 AM
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| Still think I'd prefer to see Uncas do a double take (not just his doll)It's the least he owes us. Nearly broke my neck the first time I saw him in the movie! A little payback wouldn't hurt. |
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Posted - January 18 2007 : 12:21:38 PM
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Still think I'd prefer to see Uncas do a double take (not just his doll)It's the least he owes us. Nearly broke my neck the first time I saw him in the movie! A little payback wouldn't hurt.
Yeah, Light... you do have a point there! I admit I am also a big Hawkeye fan; but still - nothing like the reaction when I first got a good look at Uncas. It was kind of embarassing because I was sitting in a movie theater next to my husband (then fiancee), and my jaw dropped, and it was all I could do not to say, "Oh My Gawd!" out loud!? We were with another couple too, since we went to dinner and a movie to celebrate my birthday. Well, that is one birthday I will never forget!!  |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - January 19 2007 : 8:10:43 PM
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Seeing Uncas on the bigscreen for your Birthday. Yep...that would be great. I'm envious.
What's really funny is I dated this guy that was a dead-ringer for a younger Hawkeye. No joke, all the girls in HS hated me for snagging him up. (He's MINE..ha-ha-ha...ALL MINE!!!!)
Anyway...we went to the movie and when Uncas came on screen I did say, "OMG! He is sooooooooo HOT!"
The guy laughed and said he hoped I wouldn't get mad if he said that about another girl. I told him as long as it wasn't his ex he could live.
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Posted - January 19 2007 : 10:19:19 PM
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It looks to me like you are deleting out a character that html needs to complete the quote.
Thanks, WW! I think that may have been my problem. Now I know! |
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