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chasis_22
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 Posted - March 30 2005 : 10:23:02 PM
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| Hee hee! WW may be a good shield but she can't protect you forever! And besides, I did you a favor! Now you and Hawkeye can bath in the river! Oh la la! |
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Wilderness Woman
Watcher of the Wood
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Posted - March 30 2005 : 11:35:44 PM
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Now you and Hawkeye can bathe in the river!
 Ah---ah----a-a-a-a-a-h........ Human shields get first option on that one. And that would be me!
[WW begins untying her petticoat as she walks toward the river... pink hair and all.] |
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silentthunder
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Posted - March 31 2005 : 04:36:19 AM
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Now you and Hawkeye can bathe in the river!
Ah---ah----a-a-a-a-a-h........ Human shields get first option on that one. And that would be me!
[WW begins untying her petticoat as she walks toward the river... pink hair and all.]
Is that right?? So you're the other woman that kept Hawkeye from washing my hair!! No wonder when he returned to our bat cave, he had no energy left for me. 
No problem, since he decided to be with you, I took Uncas up on his offer to wash my hair instead and it was yummy. (sigh) 
See we both win.  For future reference, make sure you send my man back with his clothes. He returned wearing only his hunting shirt, and his clothes from waist down were missing. His excuse was that a group of Hurons jumped him and took his clothing. Yeah right, now he's on lock down!!  |
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chasis_22
Colonial Settler
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Posted - March 31 2005 : 12:41:13 PM
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| Woah now wait a minute! Sorry Silent Thunder but Uncas is too busy assisting in my river bathing to wash your hair! You might want to put Hawkeye on a lease so he won't be tempted to go running off and playing in the water with WW. I must warn you...I have Uncas on a lease and he is quite content giving in to my every whim! Back off or I will get the rest of my slimey tomatoes hahahahahaha! |
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Light of the Moon
Mohicanland Statesman
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Posted - April 01 2005 : 3:52:13 PM
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I don't know what you all are talking about. Uncas was with me the entire time. And I'm not sharing ANY details! |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - April 01 2005 : 3:55:25 PM
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| You all might want to check that person washing everyone's hair, he may be Huron! Although I think any native hottie is welcome to do so. |
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silentthunder
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Posted - April 01 2005 : 8:38:29 PM
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Originally posted by chasis_22
Woah now wait a minute! Sorry Silent Thunder but Uncas is too busy assisting in my river bathing to wash your hair! You might want to put Hawkeye on a lease so he won't be tempted to go running off and playing in the water with WW. I must warn you...I have Uncas on a lease and he is quite content giving in to my every whim! Back off or I will get the rest of my slimey tomatoes hahahahahaha!
chasis 22, girl you better get your slimy tomatoes ready cause it's on!! Yes, I've been a very bad girl and took advantage of Uncas in every way imaginable, or was it the other way around. I must admit Uncas was a very naughty boy, and he loved it!! We shared that entire night doing more than just washing each other's hair. I hope you have a vivid imagination. Let's put it this way, he returned last night for some more. lol....
PS Chasis, are you sure it's not Magua you have tied on a leash?  |
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silentthunder
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Posted - April 02 2005 : 06:49:02 AM
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I don't know what you all are talking about. Uncas was with me the entire time. And I'm not sharing ANY details!
Light Of The Moon, wow I just noticed if your member name is shortened, it would be LOTM. Really cool huh? 
Okay, let me get to the point. Uncas and I played a trick on you, because he wants to be only with me. Therefore, we put a little something in your drink, so you could think that the man you were with was Uncas. Instead, the person you were really with was the Huron Sachem. I don't blame you for not wanting to share any details.... lol....
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chasis_22
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Posted - April 02 2005 : 1:28:27 PM
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| Sorry Silent Thunder but it looks like the trick is on you. Uncas had the medicine man brew up something for you and Light of the moon. You were both with Magua and he said he is going to take yall back to the Huron land. Uncas and I however got married last night and I am with child. So bring on the tomatoes cuz I have raging hormones now and by the way....Uncas said he will make sure I don't run out of slimey ones...he even volunteered to help me throw em! |
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silentthunder
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Posted - April 02 2005 : 9:57:13 PM
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Originally posted by chasis_22
Sorry Silent Thunder but it looks like the trick is on you. Uncas had the medicine man brew up something for you and Light of the moon. You were both with Magua and he said he is going to take yall back to the Huron land. Uncas and I however got married last night and I am with child. So bring on the tomatoes cuz I have raging hormones now and by the way....Uncas said he will make sure I don't run out of slimey ones...he even volunteered to help me throw em!
Chasis, why are you trying to hit my man up for child support?? You know that baby is Magua's!! We'll settle this once the baby is born, and DNA proves me correct. Meanwhile, bring it on!! Hey, Uncas is by my side and suggested that we settle this once and for all by mud wrestling. Get ready to rumble!!  |
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chasis_22
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Posted - April 03 2005 : 12:02:01 PM
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| ok confession time. None of us have been with Uncas.....I had him cloned after he and Alice died. I made 3 clones so we can all have our own Uncas....there....are yall happy now? You got the truth out of me. Oh and ST....tell your clone he is a perv! |
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silentthunder
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Posted - April 03 2005 : 2:00:24 PM
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Originally posted by chasis_22
ok confession time. None of us have been with Uncas.....I had him cloned after he and Alice died. I made 3 clones so we can all have our own Uncas....there....are yall happy now? You got the truth out of me. Oh and ST....tell your clone he is a perv!
Probably you're right Chasis. We're all killing ourselves over a man we all claim was with us that same night. No way, one man could be in three places at once. Hey, I like your idea about the cloning. Do you think that you and I can get into business and do some more cloning, and sell him all over the world?? Wow, imagine how much money we would make off that huh? Then we can clone DDL, and see how that goes. As for my Uncas clone, I'm going to discuss that perv issue with him. OK, I guess I'll put my tomatoes down for now. |
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Light of the Moon
Mohicanland Statesman
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Posted - April 05 2005 : 1:37:03 PM
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Well for starters Light of the Moon my comment wasn't snappy. I was giving LH6217 the thumbs up. That was (believe it or not) a genuine "congratulations". As I have said before in other posts I see it from both angles. You know it really is a shame that everyone is arguing now. I use to have fun at this site but now you can't post anything without someone turning your words into something else. Although I will stand by my words in my post to elain. There really is no need for the rudeness.
And like you, I wasn't trying to be rude. I apologize if I came across that way. I simply misread what you posted. Again, my deepest and most humble apologies!
I have to agree with you though. We could all have a little more fun here if we just lighten up. Thanks for keeping me in check, Amiga! |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - April 05 2005 : 1:44:42 PM
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...and again I say, but with a little more force: Easy, Ladies! Take it easy now.
Light of the Moon,
It is my opinion that you are one of the people who is causing a problem in these threads. I think everyone else could tell, as I could, that Chasis 22 was being very tongue-in-cheek with her responses. For example, I knew that she was having fun with me over the rotten tomatoes line, and I laughed right along with her. She was not being snappy at all with her remarks to LH6217. You, however, are toeing the line, and I must ask you to stop it now.
If you can continue this discussion in a reasonable manner without poking your finger in someone's face, then you are most welcome to be here.
Seamus! Sgt. Munro! Muskets loaded and ready?
I was not intending to toe the line. And I also owe you an apology for my own misunderstanding. I simply misunderstood the response. I have not even really been involved in the discussion. I stuck my nose where it didn't belong . Who doesn't do that from time to time? We're all human and have faults. It was not my intention to fan the flames. I believe I owe an apology to everyone else. Live and learn from my example. (You won't have to eat Crow Pie if you do!) Not that it's bad but it's not much fun! |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - April 05 2005 : 1:49:48 PM
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Originally posted by silentthunder
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Originally posted by Light of the Moon
I don't know what you all are talking about. Uncas was with me the entire time. And I'm not sharing ANY details!
Light Of The Moon, wow I just noticed if your member name is shortened, it would be LOTM. Really cool huh?
Okay, let me get to the point. Uncas and I played a trick on you, because he wants to be only with me. Therefore, we put a little something in your drink, so you could think that the man you were with was Uncas. Instead, the person you were really with was the Huron Sachem. I don't blame you for not wanting to share any details.... lol....
What! How could you! Oh, no! I think I'm pregnant!!! I have to go barf now! Hey at least he was hot with the goggles! |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - April 05 2005 : 1:58:47 PM
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Originally posted by silentthunder
[maroon][font=Comic Sans MS][b]quote:
[i]Originally posted by Light of the Moon
I don't know what you all are talking about. Uncas was with me the entire time. And I'm not sharing ANY details!
Light Of The Moon, wow I just noticed if your member name is shortened, it would be LOTM. Really cool huh?
I didn't notice that before. It must be Providence! |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - April 05 2005 : 2:01:48 PM
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Sorry Silent Thunder but it looks like the trick is on you. Uncas had the medicine man brew up something for you and Light of the moon. You were both with Magua and he said he is going to take yall back to the Huron land. Uncas and I however got married last night and I am with child. So bring on the tomatoes cuz I have raging hormones now and by the way....Uncas said he will make sure I don't run out of slimey ones...he even volunteered to help me throw em!
Hmmm. Let's see...1 tomato, 2 tomatos, 3 tomatos, 4! SPLAT!
Oh well, so it was Maugua! He's not so bad. Kinda manly and tough! I hope my kid gets my looks! |
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Light of the Moon
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Posted - April 05 2005 : 2:06:33 PM
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Originally posted by chasis_22
ok confession time. None of us have been with Uncas.....I had him cloned after he and Alice died. I made 3 clones so we can all have our own Uncas....there....are yall happy now? You got the truth out of me. Oh and ST....tell your clone he is a perv!
Oh - great! Now I don't know who this baby belongs to! Well, when all else fails, ask the magic eight ball.  Shaking now. Waiting.......HA! I knew it! It was Uncas. Sorry girls, but he's all mine! You'll just have to settle for the clones. Sorry! |
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chasis_22
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Posted - April 05 2005 : 3:22:25 PM
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| Ok silent thunder we will go into business together to see how well we can profit from the clones I made of Uncas. DDL might get us a little bit of a profit but not nearly as much as Uncas! I will tell you this much though....I have the authentic Chingachgook! He has claimed me as part of the family....(I don't think he knows my Uncas is a clone hee hee)! Oh and Light of the Moon....appology accepted....now let's all drop our tomatoes and have some fun in Mohicanland like we are supposed to be doing! |
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mountainheart
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Posted - April 05 2005 : 3:28:38 PM
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| Lurking Huron - read the script - there's enough there to put this issue to rest. Although, just watching the movie I can see the reason for controversey. |
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BraveHeart
Lost in the Wilderness
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Posted - April 07 2005 : 01:09:44 AM
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| Oh, Silentthunder and chasis_22, there's no need to fight over uncus cause he was with me, he is with me 24 7, and I wash him entirely and I gave him a entired body massage From head to toe. LoL Dont Hate.[x:)x! |
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silentthunder
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Posted - April 07 2005 : 03:12:25 AM
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I'm back!! Hi everyone, I missed all of you. I've been sick for the past few days with bronchitis and couldn't get off bed, which was horrible because I always try to visit my buddies in this website on a daily basis. Well, now that I'm back and there are issues that need to be discussed.
Chasis: Thanks for accepting my business offer. Darling, we must start cloning Uncas because the demands are overwhelming. As a matter of fact, I would love to get started on DDL's cloning, and of course Chingachgook's also because to be honest the man has it going on. I'm ordering two more Uncas clones besides the one that I presently have. Believe me they will come in handy.
As for DDL, I have the original DDL leashed up to my bed post.  I would want another DDL, just so he could stare at me, cause the man has the most beautiful eye's I've ever seen. His eye's speak a thousand words without having the necessity to open his mouth to say a word.
Let's put it this way, what woman in their right state of mind wouldn't want an Uncas, DDL, or Chingachgook clone?? I speak for myself when I say that these men are incredibly "CALIENTE" (HOT)!!
Hey, let's not forget to clone Magua. You know there are lots of girls out there that like bad boys!! lol.... 
Light Of Moon, sweetie don't worry no one is upset with you. As a matter of fact, I'm sorry for allowing Uncas to spike your drink. If we wouldn't have spiked your drink, you wouldn't be pregnant now from the Huron Sachem.
Braveheart, darling get in line cause the Uncas order form is pretty much filled for the moment. As mentioned previously, he's in the process of being cloned and shipped internationally.
Oops, I must now run and untie my Hawkeye. Poor guy has been gagged and bound on my bedpost for the past few days. (believe me the guy likes to be tortured) lol.... Hey, that will teach him a lesson about trying to run off playing with WW in the water. Regardless, at least I have the original DDL in my possession. Darn, I must go and feed him before he dehydrates on me, but then the duct tape and handcuffs go back on until he learns his lesson. |
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chasis_22
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Posted - April 07 2005 : 1:37:03 PM
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| Good lord Silent thunder you are a bigger freak than I thought! Ha hah ha ha ha ha ha! Just kidding. Well, I have a shipment of Uncas' ready to go and half of a shipment of DDL's....as far as Chingachgook goes he is worried about being cloned....says he can't tand the thought of competing with himself! Anyways, I am sending the clones to you for inspection, any faulty clones need to be returned at once for repair! |
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Light of the Moon
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silentthunder
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Posted - April 10 2005 : 12:33:22 AM
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Good lord Silent thunder you are a bigger freak than I thought! Ha hah ha ha ha ha ha! Just kidding. Well, I have a shipment of Uncas' ready to go and half of a shipment of DDL's....as far as Chingachgook goes he is worried about being cloned....says he can't tand the thought of competing with himself! Anyways, I am sending the clones to you for inspection, any faulty clones need to be returned at once for repair!
I'm not sure if being a "little" freaky is a bad thing.
Hey, thanks for the shipments and I must compliment you on a job well done. You know that I had to test drive them just to make sure that our consumers are happy with the products. lol....
Keep sending the clones, and tell Chingachgook that he should reconsider allowing us to clone him. There are many demands coming in specifically for him.  Tell him not to worry, I'll be gentle. 
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