Re: Black Elk ... Part 2 and Marsha's Ad....& Moving, Pumpkin Fairies, Spellings & North Carolina

Posted by MMMMarcia on October 28, 1999 at 14:03:29:

In Reply to: Re: Black Elk ... Part 2 and Marsha's Ad....& Moving, Pumpkin Fairies, Spellings & North Carolina posted by Doc M on October 28, 1999 at 09:09:29:

Doc M wrote:

: Welcome back, MMMM! If you need some sort of in-depth
: psychological counseling to help you face your household
: chores, I'm running a Fall Special on my latest series
: of tapes -- "Never Clean...Just Move!!" and "Voodoo Spells
: To Turn Your Husband Into A Cleaning Zombie!" I'm sure
: you'll be hearing from the wee Gnome Carabine before
: too long. He seems to be pretty jumpy these days, for
: some unknown reason!

: Doc M

Thanks for the welcome, Doc! I would have replied sooner, but I was delayed a tad when I came under attack by a Killer Dust Bunny. The furry little fiend had me trapped behind the couch for an hour and a half! I finally lobbed a couple of rounds of dried orange peelings at him, and then pelted him with bits and pieces of something that looked suspiciously like a dehydrated lizard corpse. He retreated to his lair, and I scuttled out & dashed in here to check the Board. I have the door locked, but I can hear him whining and sniffing and panting around outside it...waiting for a chance to lunge at my throat again, no doubt. Little does he know I have a 55-gallon drum of Lemon Scented Pledge in here with me. When next he and I meet, I'll polish him off completely!!! (Oh, hahahaha...I couldn't resist that one!)

MMMMarcia

Follow Ups:

• Re: Sew glad to see you back MMMMMarcia Gnome Carabine 17:02:13 10/28/99 (14)
  • Re: Don't Throw Away the Cracked Ones, Gnome! Dana S. 16:40:17 10/29/99 (13)
    • Re: Don't Throw Away the Cracked Ones, Gnome! Gnome 17:28:14 10/29/99 (12)
      • Re: Don't Throw Away the Cracked Ones, Gnome! Dana S. 19:11:04 10/29/99 (11)
        • Re: Don't Throw Away the Cracked Ones, Gnome! Gnome 23:56:46 10/29/99 (10)
          • Re: Don't Throw Away the Cracked Ones, Gnome! MMMMarcia 06:55:46 10/30/99 (9)
            • Re: Don't Throw Away the Cracked Ones, Gnome! Gnome Carabine 10:47:01 10/30/99 (6)
              • Re: Don't Throw Away the Cracked Ones, Gnome! MMMMarcia 10:57:09 10/30/99 (5)
                • Re: Don't Throw Away the Cracked Ones, Gnome! Gnome Carabine 12:28:17 10/30/99 (1)
                  • Re: Don't Throw Away the Cracked Ones, Gnome! MMMMarcia 13:18:03 10/30/99 (0)
                • Re: Don't Throw Away the Cracked Ones, Gnome! Dana S. 12:23:20 10/30/99 (2)
                  • Re: Don't Throw Away the Cracked Ones, Gnome! Flabbergasted Gnome 12:32:03 10/30/99 (1)
                    • Re: Don't Throw Away the Cracked Ones, Gnome! Dana S. 12:42:33 10/30/99 (0)
            • Re: Don't Throw Away the Cracked Ones, Gnome! Kate 08:25:15 10/30/99 (0)
            • Re: Don't Throw Away the Cracked Ones, Gnome! Dana S. 08:22:53 10/30/99 (0)

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: Doc M wrote:

: : Welcome back, MMMM! If you need some sort of in-depth
: : psychological counseling to help you face your household
: : chores, I'm running a Fall Special on my latest series
: : of tapes -- "Never Clean...Just Move!!"  and "Voodoo Spells
: : To Turn Your Husband Into A Cleaning Zombie!"  I'm sure
: : you'll be hearing from the wee Gnome Carabine before
: : too long. He seems to be pretty jumpy these days, for
: : some unknown reason!

: : Doc M

: Thanks for the welcome, Doc!  I would have replied sooner, but I was delayed a tad when I came under attack by a Killer Dust Bunny.  The furry little fiend had me trapped behind the couch for an hour and a half!  I finally lobbed a couple of rounds of dried orange peelings at him, and then pelted him with bits and pieces of something that looked suspiciously like a dehydrated lizard corpse.  He retreated to his lair, and I scuttled out & dashed in here to check the Board.  I have the door locked, but I can hear him whining and sniffing and panting around outside it...waiting for a chance to lunge at my throat again, no doubt.  Little does he know I have a 55-gallon drum of Lemon Scented Pledge in here with me.  When next he and I meet, I'll polish him off completely!!!  (Oh, hahahaha...I couldn't resist that one!)

: MMMMarcia


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