Posted by Goody Sandy on October 18, 1999 at 08:36:32:
Dear Billygnome:
The good folke of Bahstun (Boston to you out-of-towners) are in dire need fer ya wee tiny fairy friends to make a visite to Fenway Pahk (Park to ya funny talkin� folke) and sprinkle the trolls�I mean the umpire crew with their magic dust. This motley group has been overcome by blow-the-callitis and call-the-Red-Sox-out-when-they-were-safeatosis. Tho no cure exists for these dreadful afflictions, the Fenway faithful are lookin� fer temporary relief from the pain visited upon our beloved Red Sox by said crew.
Much obliged.
Best wishes,
Goody Sandy