Re: Urgent Dispatch to Billygnome

Posted by Billygnome on October 18, 1999 at 10:29:41:

In Reply to: Urgent Dispatch to Billygnome posted by Goody Sandy on October 18, 1999 at 08:36:32:

Goody Sandy,

I did speak with my wee fairy friends, but alas, each and every one stated the he/her was either a Phillies fan or a Pirates fan.
Guess you are on your own on this one. You COULD maybe do what we gnomes do to such folk......kick dirt at him (I believe I have seen a gnome or two in disguise doing just that to an umpire once or twice - they must have been gnomes they did it so well!) or in the extremis......you could reach up very high and kick the heathen in the shin. For the very bad, I generally do all my wookwork late at night right next to the offender's bedroom window. YOu have no idea how the constant tap tap tapping will drive the jerk crazy!

GnomeDome

: Dear Billygnome:

: The good folke of Bahstun (Boston to you out-of-towners) are in dire need fer ya wee tiny fairy friends to make a visite to Fenway Pahk (Park to ya funny talkin� folke) and sprinkle the trolls�I mean the umpire crew with their magic dust. This motley group has been overcome by blow-the-callitis and call-the-Red-Sox-out-when-they-were-safeatosis. Tho no cure exists for these dreadful afflictions, the Fenway faithful are lookin� fer temporary relief from the pain visited upon our beloved Red Sox by said crew.

: Much obliged.

: Best wishes,
: Goody Sandy

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: Goody Sandy,

: I did speak with my wee fairy friends, but alas, each and every one stated the he/her was either a Phillies fan or a Pirates fan.
: Guess you are on your own on this one.  You COULD maybe do what we gnomes do to such folk......kick dirt at him (I believe I have seen a gnome or two in disguise doing just that to an umpire once or twice - they must have been gnomes they did it so well!) or in the extremis......you could reach up very high and kick the heathen in the shin.  For the very bad, I generally do all my wookwork late at night right next to the offender's bedroom window.  YOu have no idea how the constant tap tap tapping will drive the jerk crazy!

: GnomeDome

: : Dear Billygnome:

: : The good folke of Bahstun (Boston to you out-of-towners) are in dire need fer ya wee tiny fairy friends to make a visite to Fenway Pahk (Park to ya funny talkin� folke) and sprinkle the trolls�I mean the umpire crew with their magic dust.  This motley group has been overcome by blow-the-callitis and call-the-Red-Sox-out-when-they-were-safeatosis.  Tho no cure exists for these dreadful afflictions, the Fenway faithful are lookin� fer temporary relief from the pain visited upon our beloved Red Sox by said crew.  

: : Much obliged.

: : Best wishes,
: : Goody Sandy


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