Re: Urgent Dispatch to Billygnome

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: : Goody Sandy,

: : I did speak with my wee fairy friends, but alas, each and every one stated the he/her was either a Phillies fan or a Pirates fan.
: : Guess you are on your own on this one.  

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: Billygnome:

: Since ye be unacquainted with fairies outside of Penn�s woods, I shall try my hand at the cure offered up by some the fine friendly Fenway folke during the waning moments of last night�s battle.  

: What appeared to be rowdy hooligans pelting the umps with debris, was actually the Fenway folke sharing their Doctor Charla Tan�s Cure-All Elixir, Hair Lotion and Horse Tonic with the umps.  Besides making one�s hair shiny and manageable, Doc Tan�s elixir cures halitosis, liver spots, spots before your eyes, eye strain, strained muscles, muscle aches, aching teeth, tooth rot, sleepiness, wrinkles, nausea, headaches, stress, colds, cold sores, the heartbreak of psoriasis, saddle sores and it provides a higher degree of vitality and well-being for you and your horse.

: The umps declined the folke�s kind and generous offer so perhaps a few drops of this fine potion slipped into their brew will be good fer what ails them.

: Best wishes,
: Goody Sandy


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