Huronland Needs Help From Mohicanites!

Posted by Harry Huron on March 01, 2001 at 10:52:19:

We have had a strange and very sick woman residing with us
for the past two months. One of our warparties came upon
her wandering through the forest muttering and swearing.
She tried to attack us, but luckily she was injured so
we subdued her and left her tied up in one of our outlying
longhouses. We have been feeding her by means of a long
pointed stick as she tries to bite anyone foolish enough
to go near her. She has apparently lost her memory as
she doesn't know her name. Our Sachem thought she was
possessed by evil spirits and tried his best to remove
them, but to no avail. A Huron from the south visited us
recently and thought he recognized her as a Mohicanland
resident. (She tried to bite him, too.) Is anyone missing
from your settlement who might fit this poor creature's
description? The words she shouts while in her frequent
fits of rage sound something like "damnedgnome", "whackwhack
whack", "codebluecodeblue" and some things that are too
foul and horrible to relate to you. Please help us!!! We
are all covered with bitey marks and are tired of having
her grab our loin cloths and chew on them!!! We tried selling
her to the Francais but she scared them by screaming "Make
love with your faces! Make love with your faces!" and then
laughing maniacally. PLEASE RESPOND ASAP!!!

PS We have brandy to trade!!!

H. Huron, esq.

Follow Ups:

• Re: Huronland Needs Help From Mohicanites! Martin Mohicanite 11:03:59 3/01/2001 (4)
  • Re: Huronland Needs Help From Mohicanites! Harry Huron 11:43:52 3/01/2001 (0)
  • Re: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST...Gnomie Miss JB 11:24:00 3/01/2001 (2)
    • Re: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST...Gnomie GnomeDome 11:55:58 3/01/2001 (1)
      • Re: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST...Gnomie Miss JB 13:35:56 3/01/2001 (0)

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: We have had a strange and very sick woman residing with us
: for the past two months. One of our warparties came upon
: her wandering through the forest muttering and swearing.
: She tried to attack us, but luckily she was injured so
: we subdued her and left her tied up in one of our outlying
: longhouses. We have been feeding her by means of a long
: pointed stick as she tries to bite anyone foolish enough
: to go near her. She has apparently lost her memory as
: she doesn't know her name. Our Sachem thought she was
: possessed by evil spirits and tried his best to remove
: them, but to no avail. A Huron from the south visited us
: recently and thought he recognized her as a Mohicanland
: resident. (She tried to bite him, too.) Is anyone missing
: from your settlement who might fit this poor creature's
: description? The words she shouts while in her frequent
: fits of rage sound something like "damnedgnome", "whackwhack
: whack", "codebluecodeblue" and some things that are too
: foul and horrible to relate to you. Please help us!!! We
: are all covered with bitey marks and are tired of having
: her grab our loin cloths and chew on them!!! We tried selling
: her to the Francais but she scared them by screaming "Make
: love with your faces! Make love with your faces!" and then
: laughing maniacally. PLEASE RESPOND ASAP!!!

: PS We have brandy to trade!!! 

: H. Huron, esq.


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