Re: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST...Gnomie

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: Gee, I don't know Gnomie..do you think she still has that broom of hers?  I seem to remember more than a couple of your fellow gnomes being sent flying after a whack with that thing!  We're gonna need a longer stick.

: JB

: P.S.  Gnomie?  Isn't it a little cold to be playing in that cistern right now??

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: : Well, we can go check it out.  But sounds like we should bring 
:  along one of those people muzzles like they had on another demented doc from another colony - one Doctor Hannibal Lecher.

: : And if we do bring her back, maybe we should borrow that long stick with loop on the end from that Tom Hanks guy - the one he used for Hooch.  No, not rum.  I ain't talking about booze (yet).
: : It's a handy little device of a pole 10 feet long - you put the loop around the neck of the dangerous beast you are trying to lead away and tighten it (in this case, till the eyes pop out).
: : Keeps those sharp, pointy teeth from causing injury to your body.

: : Description does sound a lot like our Lost Doc Mary though.  In fact, if it is indeed her, it sounds like her disposition has improved somewhat.  Excuse me a minute......

: : Okay guys!  Outta the cistern!  Crazy lady on deck!!

: : GnomeDome

: : : Hey Gnomie!

: : : I think someone has found Doc Mary!  Should we go and collect her?  Did someone mention brandy?
: : : JB

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: : : : Call her "Doctor Mary" & see what transpires ... Also, check 
: : : her, after heavy sedation, for clear, red Saran Wrap, Eveready batteries, a bunny suit, and a DDL tattoo ... Find any? It's her!

: : : : Beware!

: : : : PS - It is good she has lost her memory!

: : : : : We have had a strange and very sick woman residing with us
: : : : : for the past two months. One of our warparties came upon
: : : : : her wandering through the forest muttering and swearing.
: : : : : She tried to attack us, but luckily she was injured so
: : : : : we subdued her and left her tied up in one of our outlying
: : : : : longhouses. We have been feeding her by means of a long
: : : : : pointed stick as she tries to bite anyone foolish enough
: : : : : to go near her. She has apparently lost her memory as
: : : : : she doesn't know her name. Our Sachem thought she was
: : : : : possessed by evil spirits and tried his best to remove
: : : : : them, but to no avail. A Huron from the south visited us
: : : : : recently and thought he recognized her as a Mohicanland
: : : : : resident. (She tried to bite him, too.) Is anyone missing
: : : : : from your settlement who might fit this poor creature's
: : : : : description? The words she shouts while in her frequent
: : : : : fits of rage sound something like "damnedgnome", "whackwhack
: : : : : whack", "codebluecodeblue" and some things that are too
: : : : : foul and horrible to relate to you. Please help us!!! We
: : : : : are all covered with bitey marks and are tired of having
: : : : : her grab our loin cloths and chew on them!!! We tried selling
: : : : : her to the Francais but she scared them by screaming "Make
: : : : : love with your faces! Make love with your faces!" and then
: : : : : laughing maniacally. PLEASE RESPOND ASAP!!!

: : : : : PS We have brandy to trade!!! 

: : : : : H. Huron, esq.



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