Re: Huronland Needs Help From Mohicanites!

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: : Call her "Doctor Mary" & see what transpires ... Also, check her, after heavy sedation, for clear, red Saran Wrap, Eveready batteries, a bunny suit, and a DDL tattoo ... Find any? It's her!

: : Beware!

: : PS - It is good she has lost her memory!

: Oh, right! Like we're going to check her for tattoos!
: Get over yourself!! She has no accoutrements with her
: except the remnants of a red hat of some kind that
: she chews and slobbers over. It seems to calm her.

: H. Huron, esq.

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: : : We have had a strange and very sick woman residing with us
: : : for the past two months. One of our warparties came upon
: : : her wandering through the forest muttering and swearing.
: : : She tried to attack us, but luckily she was injured so
: : : we subdued her and left her tied up in one of our outlying
: : : longhouses. We have been feeding her by means of a long
: : : pointed stick as she tries to bite anyone foolish enough
: : : to go near her. She has apparently lost her memory as
: : : she doesn't know her name. Our Sachem thought she was
: : : possessed by evil spirits and tried his best to remove
: : : them, but to no avail. A Huron from the south visited us
: : : recently and thought he recognized her as a Mohicanland
: : : resident. (She tried to bite him, too.) Is anyone missing
: : : from your settlement who might fit this poor creature's
: : : description? The words she shouts while in her frequent
: : : fits of rage sound something like "damnedgnome", "whackwhack
: : : whack", "codebluecodeblue" and some things that are too
: : : foul and horrible to relate to you. Please help us!!! We
: : : are all covered with bitey marks and are tired of having
: : : her grab our loin cloths and chew on them!!! We tried selling
: : : her to the Francais but she scared them by screaming "Make
: : : love with your faces! Make love with your faces!" and then
: : : laughing maniacally. PLEASE RESPOND ASAP!!!

: : : PS We have brandy to trade!!! 

: : : H. Huron, esq.


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