Re: The Ghost Of Magua? Our Best Friend, The Dog

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Posted by GnomeDome on January 16, 2001 at 10:25:00:

In Reply to: Re: The Ghost Of Magua? Our Best Friend, The Dog posted by Tiger O'Donnelly on January 16, 2001 at 07:12:18:

: : : : : : : Reduced to a mere shadow of his former self ... eating RABBIT hearts!

: : : : : :
: : : : : : *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!* *THUD!!!!*

: : : : : : (Miss Marcia faints dead away!!)

: : : : :
: : : : : Was this really a....(shudder)...BUNNY heart? Please say it ain't so...
: : : : : christina

: : : :
: : : : I agree, much better it should be a DOG's heart!!! nyuk nyuk.

: : : : signed Fluffy Felinus

: : : Dear Flffy Felinus

: : : ps i APOLOGIZE FOR MY SPELLING MISTAKES, IF ANY. SEE, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVER I TRIEED TO TYPE ALL ON M,Y OWN WITHOUT MAMA PLACING MY PAWS ON THE KEYBOARD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR INDULHGGENCE.
: : : I salute you, fellow feline. However, I happen to love dogs, too. In fact, my best friend is a dog (Mama Vita), no pun intended.
: : : So, please retract your post re. permission to Magua to be able to eat Dog's Heart. I mean, you did not exactly give your permission, but Magua, cannibal that he is, will take the smallest most innocent comment re. carnivous delight, as a greenlight to indulge.
: : : I say; let' EM EAT CAKE!

: : : yOUR OBEDIENT AND ADORING (iN CASE YOU ARE OF THE FEMININE KINd)
: : : pURR-fRIEND,
: : : tiger o'donnelly

: : Dear Tiger O'Donnelly,

: : My, what can I say to this? My whole feline world is shattered.
: : Are there REALLY cats like you out there. My word, it is enough to make you gag! Oh, no, wait.......HHHHHRRRAAAACCKKK!!! false alarm, was just a furball . There, better.

: : What comes to mind with your rather simpering traitorous thought there regarding dogs, is one particular scene in Galaxy Quest (your master DOES let you watch TV right?). You know the scene I am talking about. It is when the science officer and the alien realize that, species being no barrier, they have the hots for each other. The soon-to-be-security officer (presently just a hitchhiking fan/extra) views this clutch of the two of them kissing, complete with the alien's true form emerging in tentacles etc....
: : and says.....rightly......EEWWWWWWWW!!! OH! THAT AIN'T RIGHT!

: : Same thought here, Tiger. EWWWWW. Dog for friends. THAT AIN'T RIGHT!!!

: : Said with the same revulsion.

: : Fluffy Felinus

: DEAR FF,
: I do not have time to watch TV and such, as I have a full gardenful squirrels to play with. I used to hunt them and bring them to Mama and Papa for breakfast, but being that they are not too bright, they did not understand my magnamosity and instead of dining on these offerings, they went ahead and buried them!!!!
: But getting back to DOGS.
: I happen to know firsthand that DOGS ARE GOODFELLAS.
: they bark and keep the bad ones away at night.
: If you do not wish to be friends because I love dogs, that is OK with me. My Mama and Papa are home full time now, and I can move from my perch at the office window whereupon I watch Mama type away at the computer, to my perch at the living room window, whereupon I watch Papa read the newspaper. And not withmentioning the squirrels and blue jays and and and and and and

: so, good Fluffy, go keep company with your dog-hating belligerent self!

: Tiger O'D

Tiger,

I never said I would not be friends with you. You are CAT.
Befriending cats is purrrrfectly okay. Befriending dogs just ain't right. They are dim witted creatures, always slobbering, don't have proper bathroom etiquette, would gnaw on a rock if you poured au jus on it, they stink, they not only bark at strangers, but bark at EVERYTHING......leaves, squirrels, CATS, kids, the wind. That kind of makes it like the smoke detector that goes off all the time. YOu either unplug it or ignore it...and where is the protective value in THAT? They are more stupid than squirrels for crying out loud. You give a squirrel a nut, and he runs and buries it. You give a dog a bone, and he runs and buries it. The squirrel, at least, remembers WHERE he buried it and doesnt dig up the whole yard in search of it. Cats can walk on ledges of china and never knock a thing over.
Dogs can't walk through the living room without either knocking stuff over with their empty heads, their big butts, or their stupid tails.

Oh, I could go on, but I think I have made my point.

Fluffy Felinus

Follow Ups:

Re: The Ghost Of Magua? Our Best Friend, The Dog Diana S. 11:21:03 1/16/2001 (11)
- Re: The Ghost Of Magua? Our Best Friend, The Dog MMMMarcia 14:41:43 1/16/2001 (0)
- Re: The Ghost Of Magua? Our Best Friend, The Dog GnomeDome 11:43:24 1/16/2001 (9)
  - Re: The Ghost Of Magua? Our Best Friend, The Dog Diana S. 12:27:26 1/16/2001 (8)
    - Re: The Ghost Of Magua? Our Best Friend, The Dog GnomeDome 12:43:13 1/16/2001 (7)
      - Re: hats off to Miz Di Thumbs down to Gnome/Fluffy Tiger O'Donnelly 13:28:22 1/16/2001 (6)
        
        Re: Thumbs down to Gnome/Fluffy and thumb on nose to Tigger O'dogdummily GnomeDome 17:35:00 1/16/2001 (5)
        
        Re: Grrr and Meooowwwaaahhhhwwwooooow! Master Tiger O'Donnelly 18:41:15 1/16/2001 (4)
        
        Re: Grrr and Meooowwwaaahhhhwwwooooow! GnomeDome 20:24:54 1/16/2001 (3)
        
        Re: Grrr and Meooowwwaaahhhhwwwooooow! The LAST OF THE RRRRRR-EAAAAAALLLY GOOD ONES 20:29:02 1/16/2001 (2)
        
        Re: Grrr and Meooowwwaaahhhhwwwooooow! GnomeDome 21:47:16 1/16/2001 (1)
        
        Re: Grrr and Meooowwwaaahhhhwwwooooow! Mama Vita 22:03:29 1/16/2001 (0)

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: : : : : : : : Reduced to a mere shadow of his former self ... eating RABBIT hearts!

: : : : : : :
: : : : : : : *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!* *THUD!!!!*

: : : : : : : (Miss Marcia faints dead away!!)

: : : : : :
: : : : : : Was this really a....(shudder)...BUNNY heart? Please say it ain't so...
: : : : : : christina

: : : : :
: : : : : I agree, much better it should be a DOG's heart!!! nyuk nyuk.

: : : : : signed Fluffy Felinus

: : : : Dear Flffy Felinus

: : : : ps i APOLOGIZE FOR MY SPELLING MISTAKES, IF ANY. SEE, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVER I TRIEED TO TYPE ALL ON M,Y OWN WITHOUT MAMA PLACING MY PAWS ON THE KEYBOARD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR INDULHGGENCE.
: : : : I salute you, fellow feline. However, I happen to love dogs, too. In fact, my best friend is a dog (Mama Vita), no pun intended.
: : : : So, please retract your post re. permission to Magua to be able to eat Dog's Heart. I mean, you did not exactly give your permission, but Magua, cannibal that he is, will take the smallest most innocent comment re. carnivous delight, as a greenlight to indulge.
: : : : I say; let' EM EAT CAKE!

: : : : yOUR OBEDIENT AND ADORING (iN CASE YOU ARE OF THE FEMININE KINd)
: : : : pURR-fRIEND,
: : : : tiger o'donnelly

: : : Dear Tiger O'Donnelly,

: : : My, what can I say to this? My whole feline world is shattered.
: : : Are there REALLY cats like you out there. My word, it is enough to make you gag! Oh, no, wait.......HHHHHRRRAAAACCKKK!!! false alarm, was just a furball . There, better.

: : : What comes to mind with your rather simpering traitorous thought there regarding dogs, is one particular scene in Galaxy Quest (your master DOES let you watch TV right?). You know the scene I am talking about. It is when the science officer and the alien realize that, species being no barrier, they have the hots for each other. The soon-to-be-security officer (presently just a hitchhiking fan/extra) views this clutch of the two of them kissing, complete with the alien's true form emerging in tentacles etc....
: : : and says.....rightly......EEWWWWWWWW!!! OH! THAT AIN'T RIGHT!

: : : Same thought here, Tiger. EWWWWW. Dog for friends. THAT AIN'T RIGHT!!!

: : : Said with the same revulsion.

: : : Fluffy Felinus

: : DEAR FF,
: : I do not have time to watch TV and such, as I have a full gardenful squirrels to play with. I used to hunt them and bring them to Mama and Papa for breakfast, but being that they are not too bright, they did not understand my magnamosity and instead of dining on these offerings, they went ahead and buried them!!!!
: : But getting back to DOGS.
: : I happen to know firsthand that DOGS ARE GOODFELLAS.
: : they bark and keep the bad ones away at night.
: : If you do not wish to be friends because I love dogs, that is OK with me. My Mama and Papa are home full time now, and I can move from my perch at the office window whereupon I watch Mama type away at the computer, to my perch at the living room window, whereupon I watch Papa read the newspaper. And not withmentioning the squirrels and blue jays and and and and and and

: : so, good Fluffy, go keep company with your dog-hating belligerent self!

: : Tiger O'D

:
: Tiger,

: I never said I would not be friends with you. You are CAT.
: Befriending cats is purrrrfectly okay. Befriending dogs just ain't right. They are dim witted creatures, always slobbering, don't have proper bathroom etiquette, would gnaw on a rock if you poured au jus on it, they stink, they not only bark at strangers, but bark at EVERYTHING......leaves, squirrels, CATS, kids, the wind. That kind of makes it like the smoke detector that goes off all the time. YOu either unplug it or ignore it...and where is the protective value in THAT? They are more stupid than squirrels for crying out loud. You give a squirrel a nut, and he runs and buries it. You give a dog a bone, and he runs and buries it. The squirrel, at least, remembers WHERE he buried it and doesnt dig up the whole yard in search of it. Cats can walk on ledges of china and never knock a thing over.
: Dogs can't walk through the living room without either knocking stuff over with their empty heads, their big butts, or their stupid tails.

: Oh, I could go on, but I think I have made my point.

: Fluffy Felinus

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