Posted by GnomeDome on January 16, 2001 at 21:47:16:
In Reply to: Re: Grrr and Meooowwwaaahhhhwwwooooow! posted by The LAST OF THE RRRRRR-EAAAAAALLLY GOOD ONES on January 16, 2001 at 20:29:02:
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: : : : : dear Miz Di
: : : : : Thank you for respecting my luv for dowgs. They are NOT dimwitted, they are excellent protectors, loyal playmates and can be almost as fastidious as I.
: : : : : Purrrrrr-fectly yours,
: : : : : Tiger O'Donnelly
: : : : : He Who Is a Proud DowgLover
: : : : Thumbs down to the gnome? Thumbs down? I tell you we can be friends and you are telling ME thumbs down?
: : : : That dark cloud you seem heading your way ain't storm clouds Tigger O'Dogdummily. They be clods of earth kicked your way from yours truly.
: : : : I bet you arent a damn cat at all, but some Odie in a kitty suit.
: : : : I hope your mutt eats well before he next kisses you!
: : : : GnomeDome
: : : : *muttering and giving gnome salute*
: : : Listen you, GnomeDome Soon to Be KittyChow!
: : : I am a pretty strong, mean, saber-toothed, eagle-clawed, kitty.
: : : They call me Master of His Domain and Then Some.
: : : So, be warned! Take heed!
: : : Meerwwoooowwwwooohhhhhwwwww!!! Slurp Slurp! I am dreaming of a RoastGnome! Without Heinz57! REAL TASTE! aUTHENTIC! sLURP, SLURP!
: : Oh for pity's sake! Your sister wouldn't be named Doc Mary, would she? By the way, what has happened to your sister.....did a house fall on her?
: : Sabre toothed kitty eh? Who's your dentist - you have a heck of an overbite there. By the way......somebody should have told you.....YOU'RE EXTINCT!!!
: : nyah nyah nyah.
: : GnomeDome
: Dear Gnomie,
: My sister is not Doc Mary, but my mom is Big Mama Vita.
: So, there.
: Do not annoy me more, for between Mama Vita and my best friend grrrrrr-haw haw haw, you are one fried Gnomie!
: Master of All, Tiger O'Donnelly
yeah, well, I still say you have a heck of an overbite there.
Live long and prosper, kitty. Say hello to T-Rex when you see him!
GnomeDome