Posted by The LAST OF THE RRRRRR-EAAAAAALLLY GOOD ONES on January 16, 2001 at 20:29:02:
In Reply to: Re: Grrr and Meooowwwaaahhhhwwwooooow! posted by GnomeDome on January 16, 2001 at 20:24:54:
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: : : : dear Miz Di
: : : : Thank you for respecting my luv for dowgs. They are NOT dimwitted, they are excellent protectors, loyal playmates and can be almost as fastidious as I.
: : : : Purrrrrr-fectly yours,
: : : : Tiger O'Donnelly
: : : : He Who Is a Proud DowgLover
: : : Thumbs down to the gnome? Thumbs down? I tell you we can be friends and you are telling ME thumbs down?
: : : That dark cloud you seem heading your way ain't storm clouds Tigger O'Dogdummily. They be clods of earth kicked your way from yours truly.
: : : I bet you arent a damn cat at all, but some Odie in a kitty suit.
: : : I hope your mutt eats well before he next kisses you!
: : : GnomeDome
: : : *muttering and giving gnome salute*
: : Listen you, GnomeDome Soon to Be KittyChow!
: : I am a pretty strong, mean, saber-toothed, eagle-clawed, kitty.
: : They call me Master of His Domain and Then Some.
: : So, be warned! Take heed!
: : Meerwwoooowwwwooohhhhhwwwww!!! Slurp Slurp! I am dreaming of a RoastGnome! Without Heinz57! REAL TASTE! aUTHENTIC! sLURP, SLURP!
: Oh for pity's sake! Your sister wouldn't be named Doc Mary, would she? By the way, what has happened to your sister.....did a house fall on her?
: Sabre toothed kitty eh? Who's your dentist - you have a heck of an overbite there. By the way......somebody should have told you.....YOU'RE EXTINCT!!!
: nyah nyah nyah.
: GnomeDome
Dear Gnomie,
My sister is not Doc Mary, but my mom is Big Mama Vita.
So, there.
Do not annoy me more, for between Mama Vita and my best friend grrrrrr-haw haw haw, you are one fried Gnomie!
Master of All, Tiger O'Donnelly