Posted by GnomeDome on August 24, 2000 at 16:43:25:
In Reply to: Re: Woohoo!GuessWho ...Message to Doc Mary posted by French Trader on August 24, 2000 at 16:07:17:
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: : : Oh, don't get yer pintails in a knot, Miss Paddletale...
: : : or should I say Miss PaddleWAIL! As a matter of fact,
: : : your old Granny got her receipt thanks to MY old
: : : Granny -- did yours happen to migrate over Salem
: : : at some point? Anyway, fresh from the cauldron,
: : : here's my Granny's receipt for her special GnomieGruel --
: : : Take yer Gnomie
: : : Fresh and plump't
: : : Into yer large
: : : Cauldron dump't,
: : : Bile and straine
: : : And lette coole
: : : Skim fatte, reheate
: : : That's Gnomie Gruele!
: : : If yer achin'
: : : If yer wailin'
: : : If yer little
: : : Body's achin'
: : : Pull ye up a
: : : Little stoole
: : : An' have yerself
: : : Some Gnomie Gruele!!
: : : Doc M
: :
: : Hmmmmmmm.......didn't we go through this just a little while ago?
: : Okay, let me repeat then..........:
: : "on the sayings of Doc Mary
: : The facts prove quite contrary
: : this gnome butter does not exist
: : though the slattern doth insist
: : were you to take this slut's advice
: : and on your butt smear goop
: : you'd probably come up with lice
: : instead of butts without droop.
: : She's playing you all for fools
: : When she tells of her gnome butter
: : Nor do we make a very good gruel
: : Just another lie that she has utter'd
: : There's nothing called Gnome-gruel
: : we run much, much too quickly
: : for such a scheming, lying ghoul
: : who's thighs are made so thickly
: : GnomeDome
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: Mon ami Paddletale,
: Do not listen to the squills of this wee man. That`s like thinking the chicken is telling the truth, when your going to make soup, that beef is better for ya. I highly advise you to drop by Doc M`s office for treatment because she rates high on the list of doctors with my HMO (that`s Huron Medical Organization) Her work with Gnome Butter is nothing short of fantastic. It sure took care of my itch!
: French Trader
Oh yeah? Is that right, froggie? Well, you had your chance for friendship and passed it by so...........guess where we all were last night? Yup, the entire gnome population payed a visit to YOUR cistern. And it wasn't SWIMMING we were doing there.....
because after all, as the saying goes, you don't swim in your toilet.
GnomeDome