Re: Woohoo!GuessWho ...Message to Doc Mary

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: : : : : Oh, don't get yer pintails in a knot, Miss Paddletale...
: : : : : or should I say Miss PaddleWAIL! As a matter of fact,
: : : : : your old Granny got her receipt thanks to MY old
: : : : : Granny -- did yours happen to migrate over Salem
: : : : : at some point? Anyway, fresh from the cauldron,
: : : : : here's my Granny's receipt for her special GnomieGruel --

: : : : : Take yer Gnomie
: : : : : Fresh and plump't
: : : : : Into yer large
: : : : : Cauldron dump't,

: : : : : Bile and straine
: : : : : And lette coole
: : : : : Skim fatte, reheate
: : : : : That's Gnomie Gruele!

: : : : : If yer achin'
: : : : : If yer wailin'
: : : : : If yer little 
: : : : : Body's achin'

: : : : : Pull ye up a
: : : : : Little stoole
: : : : : An' have yerself
: : : : : Some Gnomie Gruele!!

: : : : : Doc M

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: : : : Hmmmmmmm.......didn't we go through this just a little while ago?
: : : : Okay, let me repeat then..........:
: : : : "on the sayings of Doc Mary
: : : : The facts prove quite contrary
: : : : this gnome butter does not exist
: : : : though the slattern doth insist

: : : : were you to take this slut's advice
: : : : and on your butt smear goop
: : : : you'd probably come up with lice
: : : : instead of butts without droop.

: : : : She's playing you all for fools
: : : : When she tells of her gnome butter
: : : : Nor do we make a very good gruel
: : : : Just another lie that she has utter'd

: : : : There's nothing called Gnome-gruel
: : : : we run much, much too quickly
: : : : for such a scheming, lying ghoul
: : : : who's thighs are made so thickly

: : : : GnomeDome
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: : : Mon ami Paddletale,
: : :   Do not listen to the squills of this wee man. That`s like thinking the chicken is telling the truth, when your going to make soup, that beef is better for ya. I highly advise you to drop by Doc M`s office for treatment because she rates high on the list of doctors with my HMO (that`s Huron Medical Organization) Her work with Gnome Butter is nothing short of  fantastic. It sure took care of my itch!

: : : French Trader 

: : Oh yeah?  Is that right, froggie?  Well, you had your chance for friendship and passed it by so...........guess where we all were last night?  Yup, the entire gnome population payed a visit to YOUR cistern.  And it wasn't SWIMMING we were doing there.....
: : because after all, as the saying goes, you don't swim in your toilet.

: : GnomeDome

: Well, French Trader, it seems ye consulted TWO people to help yer problem. So, was it Gnome Butter AND Clout-N-Kilt Creme what helped ye? I wouldn't want to be goin against your HMO, there, but ye did seem quite appreciative at my Aunt Aggie's remedy. 
: Doc M, by the way, I think MY granny spoke o'some sort of Broth O'Shorty, but I seem to remember it as requirin' a few leprechauns specifically...be sure that THAT kept the wee fellas out of our cisterns AND our liquor bottles...


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