Re: Woohoo!GuessWho ...Message to Doc Mary

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: : : Oh, don't get yer pintails in a knot, Miss Paddletale...
: : : or should I say Miss PaddleWAIL! As a matter of fact,
: : : your old Granny got her receipt thanks to MY old
: : : Granny -- did yours happen to migrate over Salem
: : : at some point? Anyway, fresh from the cauldron,
: : : here's my Granny's receipt for her special GnomieGruel --

: : : Take yer Gnomie
: : : Fresh and plump't
: : : Into yer large
: : : Cauldron dump't,

: : : Bile and straine
: : : And lette coole
: : : Skim fatte, reheate
: : : That's Gnomie Gruele!

: : : If yer achin'
: : : If yer wailin'
: : : If yer little 
: : : Body's achin'

: : : Pull ye up a
: : : Little stoole
: : : An' have yerself
: : : Some Gnomie Gruele!!

: : : Doc M

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: : Hmmmmmmm.......didn't we go through this just a little while ago?
: : Okay, let me repeat then..........:
: : "on the sayings of Doc Mary
: : The facts prove quite contrary
: : this gnome butter does not exist
: : though the slattern doth insist

: : were you to take this slut's advice
: : and on your butt smear goop
: : you'd probably come up with lice
: : instead of butts without droop.

: : She's playing you all for fools
: : When she tells of her gnome butter
: : Nor do we make a very good gruel
: : Just another lie that she has utter'd

: : There's nothing called Gnome-gruel
: : we run much, much too quickly
: : for such a scheming, lying ghoul
: : who's thighs are made so thickly

: : GnomeDome
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: Mon ami Paddletale,
:   Do not listen to the squills of this wee man. That`s like thinking the chicken is telling the truth, when your going to make soup, that beef is better for ya. I highly advise you to drop by Doc M`s office for treatment because she rates high on the list of doctors with my HMO (that`s Huron Medical Organization) Her work with Gnome Butter is nothing short of  fantastic. It sure took care of my itch!

: French Trader 


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