A Tale of Reversed Dreamcatchers, Wicked Weaves, and Mohicans on the Lam.........

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Posted by E on January 13, 1998 at 19:39:49:

As promised, Bill............

There was a little mix up with our Dreamcatchers; the "Wa-ta-wah Dreamcatcher" was paired with the picture of the "Tachwana Dreamcatcher" and vice versa. No problem, you think? That's not exactly true. You see, if someone intended to buy the "Wa-ta-wah Dreamcatcher", but instead received the "Tachwana Dreamcatcher", the result would have been disastrous.

Now, everything has been set straight, pictures are corrected, and the "love" weave is as it should be. But, it was a close call! You see, as things were, had someone been dreaming of Uncas.... they would instead have had a Magua. Yes, truly! But what's worse is they would have believed that they loved Magua. And if someone like, oh say, one of the GGGGs had dreamed of Hawkeye with the reversed Dreamcatcher, well... they'd soon be heading to Can-tuc-kee with Chingachgook. These Dreamcatchers can be every bit as powerful as Cupid's arrows. One must be very careful that the web has been woven just right! Now, I don't know if there was mischief here, but really.... it's all taken care of. Relax.

If the Dreamcatchers were not re-reversed, the following events would have unfolded. How do I know? Well... just as Ebenezer Scrooge had his visit from the ghost of Christmas Future, Rebecca and I caught a spirited preview of things to come if the Dreamcatchers remained unchanged. Why Rebecca? Simple. As a ranking member of the SYMT club, she was targeted (no one is safe!). All her past deeds were used against her. Apparently, she has been known to pass beggars on the street and scream "Are there no work houses?!!!" And worse yet, when approached by schoolchildren selling fund- raiser candy bars, Rebecca has on occasion cheated them of their money, claiming they owed her for wasting her time. She's changed. But, those deeds can not be erased.

We still don't know who is behind the reversed webs, but we suspect a GGGG. We will not name names, but.... we've noticed one in particular
who has been AWOL lately. (By the way, Mary, where are you?)

I'll let Rebecca begin the saga...............

E

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