Posted by E on January 14, 1998 at 06:39:56:
In Reply to: Re: A Tale of Reversed Dreamcatchers, Wicked Weaves, and Mohicans on the Lam......... posted by Jo on January 13, 1998 at 21:44:14:
(Jo, it was Nike.... Adidas was sold out. A bunch of elderly folk hit them up; something about needing "comfy" footwear for some cliff trail hiking.)
....While peace descends upon Michael Mann's world in the west, a little town in the east finds itself under siege. The crazed Depends Brigade swarms all over Chimney Rock, NC. As the Killdeer packing mamas and their tomahawk slinging papas wreak havoc in the streets with their motorized, cherry red wheelchairs, the townspeople are gripped with fear! Mothers grab their children and lock themselves in their homes... shopkeepers install bars and padlocks.... adventure seeking misfits and lawless bandits begin pouring in from all over the country.... a posse is formed. The GGGGs start knocking over trash cans and mailboxes with their canes, all the while screaming in their high pitched croaky voices, "It's the Great Mohican Gathering and no one can stop it! Go ahead and make our day!" It is an ugly scene........ things are done, no one is spared.
Suddenly a blood curdling scream is heard.......... it's Magua! He runs down the street in fear as he's hotly pursued by even hotter GGGGs! They close in on the Huron warrior. There's nothing he can do, he's lost his knife. Eyeing the cliff trails that rise above the little town as he runs in fear, hotly pursued by even hotter GGGGs, Magua cuts a sharp left. He passes a toothless old man who casually rocks in a rocking chair, unmoved... as if nothing at all were happening. Do we know this old geezer? Could it be? No! ... Wait! Yes! It is......... it's him! Bill! He yells out to the fleeing Huron who is running in fear hotly pursued by even hotter GGGGs;
"Head for them thar hills!" He swings his cane to point the way. It's the cliffs. "I'll cut them off at the pass!" But this is a strange twist.....
What has come over the old Geezer? He has switched his alliance! Turned on his beloved Depends Brigade! Could it be the reversed Dreamcatchers?
Magua quickly glances toward the cliff trails that lay high above. He doesn't know what to do. That's the scene of the crime.... should he risk it? Can he take the chance? He looks over his shoulder... they're closing in! He has no choice, he must brave the trails. He quickly darts through Chimney Rock Park. The crazed matrons rush behind him! Alas! Bill casually sticks out his cane..... they fall into a heap............
Will Magua reach the trails in time? Will Bill snap out of it? Will Hawkeye and Ching make it in time to save the little town from the dangerous grip of the crazed Depends Brigade?
Tune in to find out when Rebecca answers Magua's plea, "Where are my reinforcements?!!".................