Someone else please feel free to post a real "Thought for the Day." I just thought I'd relate a couple of funny typos from student papers this semester. They're good for a laugh, I think! They are real quotes, mind you, not made up!
On defense works used in ancient cities: "Many ancient cities were surrounded by huge fornication walls to keep out enemies."
On monumental architecture in ancient Egypt: "Pharaoh achieved monumental erections thanks to slave labor."