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blueotter
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 Posted - July 15 2005 : 3:19:23 PM
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I suppose many of you have already heard this, but I just received this joke through email, and it made me laugh right out loud. Thought I'd share it!
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush all die tragically in the same
airplane crash. They arrive in Heaven and are ushered before God who is
seated on a great white throne. God addresses Gore first, "Al, what do
you
believe in?"
Gore replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your
will that I did not serve. I've come to understand that and accept it."
God thinks for a bit and says, "Very good. Come and sit at my left
side."
He then turns to Clinton, " Bill, what do you believe?"
Clinton replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I have sinned, but I've
never
held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held
against
me."
Again, God ponders this response and then says, "You are forgiven my son.
Come and sit at my right side."
He then addresses Bush, "George, what do you belive in?"
Bush replies, "I believe you're in my chair!"
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