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richfed
Sachem
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 Posted - December 30 2003 : 7:37:12 PM
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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked,
"Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into
water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is
this
your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again
went
down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up
with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter
replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him
all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has
fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is
this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord
was
furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up
with
Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have
come
up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all
three.
Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives,
so
THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it!
And now you know! 
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Kaylynn44
Mohicanite
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Posted - December 30 2003 : 8:01:33 PM
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That is a good one Rich. I thought that I had seen most of the little goodies like this one, but somehow it has never reached my inbox. I will have to copy and paste it and send to some friends that will really get a kick out of it!!!
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~ An Infinite Zephyr~
Some things never end
As long as goodness exists
Winds shall always soothe
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Theresa
Bumppo's Tavern Proprietress
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Posted - December 30 2003 : 8:23:24 PM
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| Yeah, right! Good one, Rich. |
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Dillon1836
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Carter
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Posted - December 31 2003 : 09:04:13 AM
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"The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it!"
ROFL! Ok, I'll buy that. Thank you for that pearl of wisdom Sachem!
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Dillon1836
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Ithiliana
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Posted - March 23 2004 : 5:29:13 PM
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LOL!
what's this about guys being discriminated against??
go look at all the dumb blond jokes out there!
and i dont know what men see in J-Lo anyway...
but it was a good joke 
*is sending it to her friends now* |
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