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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Videos: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message Icon:                             Message: Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by blueotter[/i] [br]I suppose many of you have already heard this, but I just received this joke through email, and it made me laugh right out loud. Thought I'd share it! Al Gore, Bill Clinton and George W. Bush all die tragically in the same airplane crash. They arrive in Heaven and are ushered before God who is seated on a great white throne. God addresses Gore first, "Al, what do you believe in?" Gore replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. I've come to understand that and accept it." God thinks for a bit and says, "Very good. Come and sit at my left side." He then turns to Clinton, " Bill, what do you believe?" Clinton replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I have sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me." Again, God ponders this response and then says, "You are forgiven my son. Come and sit at my right side." He then addresses Bush, "George, what do you belive in?" Bush replies, "I believe you're in my chair!" [/quote]    Upload an Image File From Your PC For Insertion in Your Post    -  HTML is OFF | Forum Code is ON   Check here to include your profile signature. Check here to subscribe to this topic.