Posted by Doc M on October 28, 1999 at 12:12:16:
In Reply to: Re: Black Elk ... Part 2 and Marsha's Ad....& Moving, Pumpkin Fairies, Spellings & North Carolina posted by Chris on October 28, 1999 at 09:47:28:
: : Welcome back, MMMM! If you need some sort of in-depth
: : psychological counseling to help you face your household
: : chores, I'm running a Fall Special on my latest series
: : of tapes -- "Never Clean...Just Move!!" and "Voodoo Spells
: : To Turn Your Husband Into A Cleaning Zombie!" I'm sure
: : you'll be hearing from the wee Gnome Carabine before
: : too long. He seems to be pretty jumpy these days, for
: : some unknown reason!
: : Doc M
: Dear Doc M,
: I used your first tapes for years, and I highly recommend them. However, I finally landed in a place I like and don't plan to move again. May I order your second tape set? BTW, I'd like to recommend the book "Dust Ain't a Problem Less'n You Get It Wet." I've been using that one in recent years and find it works quite well.
: Chris
Why Chris, it would be my pleasure to fill your order ASAP!
Tell me, is your husband a Brained or NonBrained model?
It makes a difference in the spell wording. I know, I know...
it's so hard to tell sometimes. When you move his dinner
plate to the right about six inches, do his eyes follow
it? Let me know one way or the other, and I'll send out
a courier with your order form. You'll be pleased to
know I am now working on my newest tape -- "Doctor Mary's
Woodland Cleaning Secrets...How To Make Use Of All Our
Little Forest Friends!" Did you know that the beard of
a stuffed and dried gnome makes an excellent dust mop?
Kiss! Kiss!
Doc M