Posted by Gnome Carabine on October 28, 1999 at 16:52:49:
In Reply to: Re: Black Elk ... Part 2 and Marsha's Ad....& Moving, Pumpkin Fairies, Spellings & North Carolina posted by Doc M on October 28, 1999 at 13:35:23:
: : Okay Doc of M (as in masochism),
: : What's this garbage I hear about you bearding a gnome in his den?
: : How many times do we have to go through this? Gnomes are NOT Christmas ornaments, lawn decorations, puppets on a stick, snacks on a stick, dustmops, or any other perverted use you may think of. We are kindly, industrious, wee little folk who enjoy helping humankind. You, you looney tunes quack, would be defined as human-unkind.
: : No back off afore I reaquaint you with the broom....shoving it where the witch don't ride so to speak.
: : Gnome Carabine
: Dear Gnomie:
: Damn -- you're cute when you're mad!!!!
: XXXX
: Doc M
Doc M,
Well normally, flattery would get you everywhere, however in this case it gets you bupkus. I seem to spy a stack of cotton batting next to you, and needle and thread nearby, and so surmise you are merely trying to lure me into your evil grasp and make of me something stuffed.
Do I look like I just fell off the pumpkin truck to you? (Don't answer that Dana S! You who carve pumpkins in shapes of gnomes weren't being spoken to!)
Gnome Carabine