The SKY is Falling, the SKY is falling!

Posted by Miss Paddletale on October 07, 1999 at 13:49:23:

*QUACK-QUACK-QUACK! Squark!! Squawk-squawk! ACKACKACK!!!*

Ohmigosh, omigolly! I do NOT understand what is happening here! *Squark!!* Help, help, help! The Old Crone's wattle hut is floating awaaaaaaaaaay!! Help! *Quack!! Quack!!* And Old Crone is lying prostrate on the floor therein! She fell victim to a BLUNT remark! *ACK!!* Call the paramedics!! Call Dr. Well Bee! Call the COAST GUARD!! *quackquackquackquack!* We MUST rescue her at once! Hurry! Hurryhurryhurry! No time to lose!! *squark! squack!!* Oh, if only someone could swim out to the hut and tow it ashore, like those three handsome heroes did a few weeks ago! *ACK! SQUACK!!* Wait a minute...I'm a DUCK!! *I* can swim!! *kersplash! paddlepaddlepaddlepaddle!!*

Ohdear, ohdear...*big hop on board!* *pantpant!*

Old Crone, Old Crone...wake up! WAKE UP! Well...guess it's time for some beak-to-mouth resuscitation! *puff...one and two and three and...puff...one and two and three and...puffffffffff!* Old Crone, can ye hear me??? It's Miss Paddletale...wake up, I say! You're made of tougher stuff than this! Get up and help me pole your wattle hut back to shore. I've already splashed out the flames. Come on now, take a deep breath! *slap! slapslapslapslap!* OK...guess I have to walk her around the deck till she comes outta it...lemme get my wing around her, here. *pace, pace, walkwalkwalk, pace*

that's it, Old Crone, round and round we go. *ACK!!* Turn AWAY from the light, turn AWAY from the light!! Come on back now, where you're needed!

*quackquackquack!* Can anyone on shore swim out here and give me a hand? I have matters under wing for the time being, but things aren't over yet....HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! *squawksquawksquawk!!!*

Frantically Yours, as usual,
Miss Paddletale
*squawk!*

Follow Ups:

• Re: The SKY is Falling, the SKY is falling! Gnome 14:33:26 10/07/99 (2)
  • Re: The SKY is Falling, the SKY is falling! Jeanne D'Arc 16:48:48 10/07/99 (0)
  • Re: The SKY is Falling, the SKY is falling and message to S. Girty! Miss Paddletale 15:22:10 10/07/99 (0)

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: *QUACK-QUACK-QUACK!  Squark!!  Squawk-squawk!  ACKACKACK!!!*

: Ohmigosh, omigolly!  I do NOT understand what is happening here!  *Squark!!*  Help, help, help!  The Old Crone's wattle hut is floating awaaaaaaaaaay!!  Help!  *Quack!! Quack!!*  And Old Crone is lying prostrate on the floor therein!  She fell victim to a BLUNT remark! *ACK!!*  Call the paramedics!!  Call Dr. Well Bee!  Call the COAST GUARD!!  *quackquackquackquack!*  We MUST rescue her at once!  Hurry!  Hurryhurryhurry!  No time to lose!!  *squark!  squack!!*  Oh, if only someone could swim out to the hut and tow it ashore, like those three handsome heroes did a few weeks ago!  *ACK!  SQUACK!!*  Wait a minute...I'm a DUCK!! *I* can swim!!  *kersplash!  paddlepaddlepaddlepaddle!!*  

: Ohdear, ohdear...*big hop on board!*  *pantpant!*  

: Old Crone, Old Crone...wake up!  WAKE UP!  Well...guess it's time for some beak-to-mouth resuscitation!  *puff...one and two and three and...puff...one and two and three and...puffffffffff!*  Old Crone, can ye hear me???  It's Miss Paddletale...wake up, I say!  You're made of tougher stuff than this!  Get up and help me pole your wattle hut back to shore.  I've already splashed out the flames.  Come on now,  take a deep breath!  *slap!  slapslapslapslap!*  OK...guess I have to walk her around the deck till she comes outta it...lemme get my wing around her, here.  *pace, pace, walkwalkwalk, pace*  

: that's it, Old Crone, round and round we go.  *ACK!!*  Turn AWAY from the light, turn AWAY from the light!!  Come on back now, where you're needed!  

: *quackquackquack!*  Can anyone on shore swim out here and give me a hand?  I have matters under wing for the time being, but things aren't over yet....HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!  *squawksquawksquawk!!!*

: Frantically Yours, as usual,
: Miss Paddletale
: *squawk!*


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