Posted by Basil on September 21, 1999 at 22:30:09:
In Reply to: Re: Note to Miss Polly Anna and *Squ'ark! I'll give ya a WHOLE AFTERNOON! posted by GnomeDome on September 21, 1999 at 22:06:18:
My Dear Gnomeling,
I...ah...squ'ark...don't wanna burst your bubble, but...ummm...er...have you not noticed that...how shall I put this...I, being a psitticine of the avian persuasion, namely a large, green & red, well-feathered MEXICAN RED-HEADED AMAZON PARROT, can FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? While YOU, being a measly, sawed-off, stubby-fingered, bandy-legged, pint-sized pipsqueak of a GNOMELET can barely even WALK??? Do you think I'll just sit still like the half-witted DODO bird you apparently take me for, whilst you hobble your little bitty self up and cram an apple in my beak, pluck my body BUCK NEKKID, and toss me in a stew pot??? I THINK NOT, TWERP!!
Yours Truly and so on and so on,
Basil (as in the owner of Fawlty Towers, not the gourmet herb)