Re: To Wenche Employment Services Inc

Posted by TGAT Lainey on August 09, 2001 at 06:44:25:

In Reply to: To Wenche Employment Services Inc posted by Doc M on August 08, 2001 at 13:22:30:

: Ms. Bridget O'Shea seems emminently suitable to me. We gave
: her an employment test consisting of hoisting a barrel of
: Bumppo's Best Squeezin's from one end of the bar to another
: which she did without breaking a sweat. She was also able
: to dropkick an inebriated courier du bois 15.2 feet which
: I believe qualifies as a Bumppo's record! Her application
: has been forwarded to TGAT Lainey for final approval, which
: I'm sure will be forthcoming.

: Note to TGATL ... check out the biceps on this broad! She
: could crack walnuts with her bare hands! She's a tad
: gloomy, but I believe she will be a fine edition to
: Mohicanland regardless. She does tend to sing "Who Dropped
: The Overalls In Mrs. Murphy's Chowder" to excess, but
: who among us is perfect? Other than you and I, I mean?

: Kisses!

: Doc M

Dear Doc M,

First things first; "... but who among us is perfect? Other than you and I, I mean?"

EXACTLY.

And the gloomy dispostion is a minor flaw when weighed against Miss O'Shea's talent for dropkicking, which I personally admire in a broad. It keeps them suitably bawdy, you know? By the way, I noticed the comments on the wench's applications regarding Special Skills & Community Service. Any wench that can boast a "tavern's width range for tobaccy spittin" and a "cussin' tongue that'd shame Simon Girty's dog" is most employable.

Hire the wench.

TGAT Lainey

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• Re: To Wenche Employment Services Inc Whipping Boy 10:44:28 8/09/2001 (2)
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Comments:
: : Ms. Bridget O'Shea seems emminently suitable to me. We gave
: : her an employment test consisting of hoisting a barrel of
: : Bumppo's Best Squeezin's from one end of the bar to another
: : which she did without breaking a sweat. She was also able
: : to dropkick an inebriated courier du bois 15.2 feet which
: : I believe qualifies as a Bumppo's record! Her application
: : has been forwarded to TGAT Lainey for final approval, which
: : I'm sure will be forthcoming.

: : Note to TGATL ... check out the biceps on this broad! She
: : could crack walnuts with her bare hands! She's a tad
: : gloomy, but I believe she will be a fine edition to
: : Mohicanland regardless. She does tend to sing "Who Dropped
: : The Overalls In Mrs. Murphy's Chowder" to excess, but
: : who among us is perfect? Other than you and I, I mean?

: : Kisses!

: : Doc M

: 
: Dear Doc M,

: First things first; "...  but who among us is perfect? Other than you and I, I mean?"

: EXACTLY. 

: And the gloomy dispostion is a minor flaw when weighed against Miss O'Shea's talent for dropkicking, which I personally admire in a broad. It keeps them suitably bawdy, you know? By the way, I noticed the comments on the wench's applications regarding Special Skills & Community Service. Any wench that can boast a "tavern's width range for tobaccy spittin" and a "cussin' tongue that'd shame Simon Girty's dog" is most employable. 

: Hire the wench.

: TGAT Lainey


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