Re: To Wenche Employment Services Inc

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: : : : Ms. Bridget O'Shea seems emminently suitable to me. We gave
: : : : her an employment test consisting of hoisting a barrel of
: : : : Bumppo's Best Squeezin's from one end of the bar to another
: : : : which she did without breaking a sweat. She was also able
: : : : to dropkick an inebriated courier du bois 15.2 feet which
: : : : I believe qualifies as a Bumppo's record! Her application
: : : : has been forwarded to TGAT Lainey for final approval, which
: : : : I'm sure will be forthcoming.

: : : : Note to TGATL ... check out the biceps on this broad! She
: : : : could crack walnuts with her bare hands! She's a tad
: : : : gloomy, but I believe she will be a fine edition to
: : : : Mohicanland regardless. She does tend to sing "Who Dropped
: : : : The Overalls In Mrs. Murphy's Chowder" to excess, but
: : : : who among us is perfect? Other than you and I, I mean?

: : : : Kisses!

: : : : Doc M

: : : 
: : : Dear Doc M,

: : : First things first; "...  but who among us is perfect? Other than you and I, I mean?"

: : : EXACTLY. 

: : : And the gloomy dispostion is a minor flaw when weighed against Miss O'Shea's talent for dropkicking, which I personally admire in a broad. It keeps them suitably bawdy, you know? By the way, I noticed the comments on the wench's applications regarding Special Skills & Community Service. Any wench that can boast a "tavern's width range for tobaccy spittin" and a "cussin' tongue that'd shame Simon Girty's dog" is most employable. 

: : : Hire the wench.

: : : TGAT Lainey

: : Yes, by all means ... just know "dainty" Miss O'Shea will be up among the New York colonists for the next bit. Something about picking up some more skills of the ruffian trade ...

: 
: Hmmmm. This could be a problem if she can't start before
: this weekend. I understand there's to be a convention of
: Huron Heart Surgeons in town on Friday. How would you look
: in a low cut dress and heels, Whipping Boy? Chest waxing
: would be optional -- these boys never seemed to mind
: petty details like that!

: Doc M


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