Re: Gnome ain't well.

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Posted by GnomeDome on June 22, 2001 at 11:51:39:

In Reply to: Re: Gnome ain't well. posted by Monique DePresseve on June 21, 2001 at 20:56:07:

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: : : : NOT Orioles you flaky froggie! Oreos! It is a confection devised by some evil genius to please the palate of the little ones (and shut them up!) while at the same time deviously designed to tear UP the insides of the unwary old, flatulent, over-the-hill-but-still-young-at-heart and stupid ancient ones.

: : : : And DON'T BE SPITTIN ON MY TRACKS! You might be hittin' my mushroom farm! That would make me testy. Might call for a dirt storm headed your way.

: : : : But, yes, Gnomie did get over that affliction and learned an important lesson. Bettygnome, however, being 13 years younger than GnomeDome, thought she was immune to the affliction and had a handfull one night while Gnomie was gallavantin' with the Mohicans in NC. She tells me it also ripped HER up and she spent some time reading on the library chair with hole in middle of seat. Ha! She often does not understand the old one's afflictions. Got her! The master of life is just in his wisdom!

: : : : Billygnome

: : : Flakey Froggie?!! Mon Dieu! I spit in zee tracks of you once again!! If I had a nature of suspicion, I might zeenk votre cookies were being, how you say, tampered with. What you say to that, Yankee?
: : : Monique DePresseve

: : HEY! WATCH IT DARNIT! YOU ALMOST HIT MY PRIZE PORTABELLO THAT TIME!!!!

: : I'm about to do my Yogi Berra routine on you Frenchie.

: : GnomeDome

: And what, pray tell, is zees "Yogi Berra routine" zat vouz speak of, vouz monster of ze cookies.
: Monique

Well, Frenchie, I will tell you since English is your second language obviously and you missed the previous post "when gnomes kick dirt"

The Yogi Berra routine is what gnomes do when they are disgruntled with somebody - you know - how do you say? - what is French for P.O.? We kinda face the offender and turn left sudden like, cirle the offender all the while kicking dirt at them until they are well coated from the knees down.

When somebody is particularly offensive, we call all the brothers from the Gnome Union and we ALL go to kicking clods of dirt vigorously at said offender. Do you know your history perhaps? Think of Pompeii - you'll get the idear.

GnomeDome

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: : : : : NOT Orioles you flaky froggie! Oreos! It is a confection devised by some evil genius to please the palate of the little ones (and shut them up!) while at the same time deviously designed to tear UP the insides of the unwary old, flatulent, over-the-hill-but-still-young-at-heart and stupid ancient ones.

: : : : : And DON'T BE SPITTIN ON MY TRACKS! You might be hittin' my mushroom farm! That would make me testy. Might call for a dirt storm headed your way.

: : : : : But, yes, Gnomie did get over that affliction and learned an important lesson. Bettygnome, however, being 13 years younger than GnomeDome, thought she was immune to the affliction and had a handfull one night while Gnomie was gallavantin' with the Mohicans in NC. She tells me it also ripped HER up and she spent some time reading on the library chair with hole in middle of seat. Ha! She often does not understand the old one's afflictions. Got her! The master of life is just in his wisdom!

: : : : : Billygnome

: : : : Flakey Froggie?!! Mon Dieu! I spit in zee tracks of you once again!! If I had a nature of suspicion, I might zeenk votre cookies were being, how you say, tampered with. What you say to that, Yankee?
: : : : Monique DePresseve

: : : HEY! WATCH IT DARNIT! YOU ALMOST HIT MY PRIZE PORTABELLO THAT TIME!!!!

: : : I'm about to do my Yogi Berra routine on you Frenchie.

: : : GnomeDome

: : And what, pray tell, is zees "Yogi Berra routine" zat vouz speak of, vouz monster of ze cookies.
: : Monique

: Well, Frenchie, I will tell you since English is your second language obviously and you missed the previous post "when gnomes kick dirt"

: The Yogi Berra routine is what gnomes do when they are disgruntled with somebody - you know - how do you say? - what is French for P.O.? We kinda face the offender and turn left sudden like, cirle the offender all the while kicking dirt at them until they are well coated from the knees down.

: When somebody is particularly offensive, we call all the brothers from the Gnome Union and we ALL go to kicking clods of dirt vigorously at said offender. Do you know your history perhaps? Think of Pompeii - you'll get the idear.

: GnomeDome

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