Re: Gnome ain't well.

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: : : : NOT Orioles you flaky froggie!  Oreos!  It is a confection devised by some evil genius to please the palate of the little ones (and shut them up!) while at the same time deviously designed to tear UP the insides of the unwary old, flatulent, over-the-hill-but-still-young-at-heart and stupid ancient ones.

: : : : And DON'T BE SPITTIN ON MY TRACKS!  You might be hittin' my mushroom farm!  That would make me testy.  Might call for a dirt storm headed your way.

: : : : But, yes, Gnomie did get over that affliction and learned an important lesson.  Bettygnome, however, being 13 years younger than GnomeDome, thought she was immune to the affliction and had a handfull one night while Gnomie was gallavantin' with the Mohicans in NC.  She tells me it also ripped HER up and she spent some time reading on the library chair with hole in middle of seat.  Ha!  She often does not understand the old one's afflictions.  Got her!  The master of life is just in his wisdom!

: : : : Billygnome

: : : Flakey Froggie?!!  Mon Dieu! I spit in zee tracks of you once again!!  If I had a nature of suspicion, I might zeenk votre cookies were being, how you say, tampered with.  What you say to that, Yankee?
: : : Monique DePresseve

: : HEY!  WATCH IT DARNIT!  YOU ALMOST HIT MY PRIZE PORTABELLO THAT TIME!!!!

: : I'm about to do my Yogi Berra routine on you Frenchie.

: : GnomeDome

: And what, pray tell, is zees "Yogi Berra routine" zat vouz speak of, vouz monster of ze cookies.
: Monique


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