Posted by Uncle Quasi on November 16, 2000 at 13:19:15:
In Reply to: AlGore I Am posted by Clabert on November 16, 2000 at 10:50:33:
: AlGore I am!
: >
: > Can we count them with our nose?
: > Can we count them with our toes?
: > Should we count them with a band?
: > Should we count them all by hand?
: > If I do not like the count, I will simply throw them out!
: > I will not let this vote count stand, I do not like them, and ALGore I am!
: >
: > Can we change these numbers here?
: > Can we change them, calm my fears?
: > What do you mean Dubya has won?
: > That is not fair! It ruins my fun!
: > Let's count them upside down this time Let's count until the state is
: mine!
: > I will not let THIS vote count stand!
: > I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
: >
: > I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!
: > You have not heard the last of it!
: > I'll count the ballots one by one And hold each up before the sun!
: > I'll count, recount, and count some more!
: > You'll grow to like this little chore!
: > I will not let this vote count stand!
: > I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
: >
: > I won't leave office, stayin' here I've glued my desk chair to my rear!
: > Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too, Are telling me that I should SUE!
: > "We find the Electoral College vile!
: > Recount the votes until WE smile!
: > We do not want this vote to stand!
: > We do not LIKE it, AlGore-I-am!
: >
: > " How shall we count THIS ballot box?
: > Let's count it standling in our socks!
: > Shall we count this one in a tree?
: > And who shall count it, you or me?
: > We cannot, cannot count enough!
: > We must not stop, we must be tough!
: > I do not want this vote to stand!
: > I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
: >
: > I've counted till my fingers bleed and still can't fufill my counting
: need.
: > I'll count the tiles on the floor and even count the ones next door!
: > And I will not say I am done until the counting says I've WON!
: > I will not let this vote count stand!
: > I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
: >
: > What's that?
: > What?
: > What's that you say?
: > You think the current count should....STAY?????
: > You do not like my counting scheme?
: > It makes you tense?
: > Gives you bad dreams?
: > Foolish folks, you're wrong, you'll see!
: > Your ony care should be for ME!
: > I will not let this vote count stand! I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
: >
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Huzzahs for sure...and another good shot, Clabert!! One ball...one jackass.
Pax Aye and PAX AYE!
Uncle Quasi
Quasi