Posted by Clabert on November 16, 2000 at 10:50:33:
AlGore I am!
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> Can we count them with our nose?
> Can we count them with our toes?
> Should we count them with a band?
> Should we count them all by hand?
> If I do not like the count, I will simply throw them out!
> I will not let this vote count stand, I do not like them, and ALGore I am!
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> Can we change these numbers here?
> Can we change them, calm my fears?
> What do you mean Dubya has won?
> That is not fair! It ruins my fun!
> Let's count them upside down this time Let's count until the state is
mine!
> I will not let THIS vote count stand!
> I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
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> I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!
> You have not heard the last of it!
> I'll count the ballots one by one And hold each up before the sun!
> I'll count, recount, and count some more!
> You'll grow to like this little chore!
> I will not let this vote count stand!
> I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
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> I won't leave office, stayin' here I've glued my desk chair to my rear!
> Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too, Are telling me that I should SUE!
> "We find the Electoral College vile!
> Recount the votes until WE smile!
> We do not want this vote to stand!
> We do not LIKE it, AlGore-I-am!
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> " How shall we count THIS ballot box?
> Let's count it standling in our socks!
> Shall we count this one in a tree?
> And who shall count it, you or me?
> We cannot, cannot count enough!
> We must not stop, we must be tough!
> I do not want this vote to stand!
> I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
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> I've counted till my fingers bleed and still can't fufill my counting
need.
> I'll count the tiles on the floor and even count the ones next door!
> And I will not say I am done until the counting says I've WON!
> I will not let this vote count stand!
> I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
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> What's that?
> What?
> What's that you say?
> You think the current count should....STAY?????
> You do not like my counting scheme?
> It makes you tense?
> Gives you bad dreams?
> Foolish folks, you're wrong, you'll see!
> Your ony care should be for ME!
> I will not let this vote count stand! I do not like it, and AlGore I am!
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