Re: Attention Mohicanites of Earth!

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: : There is nothing wrong with your monitor screen. There is
: : nothing wrong with your keyboards...except the one owned
: : by the Earthing Dana which is all goobery. We on the Planet
: : Venusia have been receiving your transmissions for the past
: : three of your earth years, and have taken control of them
: : briefly to kick earthling butt and take names!! The following
: : will report for duty immediately or your puny planet will
: : be dust:

: : Sheriff B. Twigg
: : The Duck
: : All the Traders
: : Ms. Gaylee Cooper
: : Miss Marcia
: : Bill and Betty Gnome
: : Red the Wench
: : The New Old Crone
: : Dweebie Day-Lewis
: : Ricardo and TGATL Federici

: : and all others new and old...what, you expect Throg to mention
: : everybody??? Venusians have lives too, you know! Get over
: : yourselves! THIS BOARD WILL CONTINUE, GOT IT???!!! GOOD!!
: : The Venusian people want crabby, cantankerous, but lovable
: : Mohicanites and tales of Mohicanland, and they want them
: : NOW! Venusians want upbeat! They want funny! They want
: : topless pictures of Doctor Mary! (Throg can dream, can't
: : he? *sigh!*) Focus, people, focus! Even now Throg is
: : pointing the Hideous Venusian Destructor Beam at your
: : current Presidential Candidates! Whoops! There goes
: : Pat Buchanan! The Hideous Venusian Destructor Bean has
: : a hair trigger, and when you have 16 fingers..well,
: : accidents will happen! Don't make Throg open a can of
: : whoopass again!!! Now, back to our regularly scheduled
: : programming. Whoops! Damn! Sorry about that, Tipper!

: : Throg Has Spoken!

: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: *sigh*  all is right in Mohicanland again.  Throg has spoken and it WILL be so.

: HC


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