Attention Mohicanites of Earth!

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: There is nothing wrong with your monitor screen. There is
: nothing wrong with your keyboards...except the one owned
: by the Earthing Dana which is all goobery. We on the Planet
: Venusia have been receiving your transmissions for the past
: three of your earth years, and have taken control of them
: briefly to kick earthling butt and take names!! The following
: will report for duty immediately or your puny planet will
: be dust:

: Sheriff B. Twigg
: The Duck
: All the Traders
: Ms. Gaylee Cooper
: Miss Marcia
: Bill and Betty Gnome
: Red the Wench
: The New Old Crone
: Dweebie Day-Lewis
: Ricardo and TGATL Federici

: and all others new and old...what, you expect Throg to mention
: everybody??? Venusians have lives too, you know! Get over
: yourselves! THIS BOARD WILL CONTINUE, GOT IT???!!! GOOD!!
: The Venusian people want crabby, cantankerous, but lovable
: Mohicanites and tales of Mohicanland, and they want them
: NOW! Venusians want upbeat! They want funny! They want
: topless pictures of Doctor Mary! (Throg can dream, can't
: he? *sigh!*) Focus, people, focus! Even now Throg is
: pointing the Hideous Venusian Destructor Beam at your
: current Presidential Candidates! Whoops! There goes
: Pat Buchanan! The Hideous Venusian Destructor Bean has
: a hair trigger, and when you have 16 fingers..well,
: accidents will happen! Don't make Throg open a can of
: whoopass again!!! Now, back to our regularly scheduled
: programming. Whoops! Damn! Sorry about that, Tipper!

: Throg Has Spoken!


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