Posted by Doc M on September 06, 2000 at 13:58:51:
In Reply to: Re: Thought for the Day - Paging Doc M! posted by Jeri on September 06, 2000 at 10:54:55:
: : : : : : : There's someone out there for everyone -even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
: : : : : : : (Steve Martin's character in L.A. Story)
: : : : : :
: : : : : : So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong!
: : : : : : ..Jeri (heading out to the nearest camping equipment store)
: : : : : Hey Jeri,
: : : : : I'll meet you there. I must have mis-read this list first time-around...I thought it said, "picnic, compassion, and rose-colored glasses". DUMMY ME!
: : : : : Diana
: : : : Take me with you! I'm not such a pretty package, but I've got heart. How do we get the guys to see that? Maybe THEY are the ones who need the night goggles ....
: : : : LSK
: : : Well, I think all Mohicanland ladies are beautiful. Maybe Doc M can fix us up something that'll help wake these guys up! (Mind you, Doc M's pretty powerful, could end up with too much of a good thing and a few we'd rather have left asleep!)
: : : ..Jeri
: :
: : I don't know if even Doc M's potions could wake up the men around here. I DO wish she would send me something to render comatose the various fruit-and-nut assortments I seem to end up with.
: : see ya at the camping store -- i'll be the one looking for night goggles AND psycho-repellent.
: : she-who-has-about-given-up
: ~~~~~~~
: Dear Doc M,
: Three Mohican ladies with a problem of the male variety, respectfully request your sage advice.
: Yours Hopefully...Jeri
Good heavens. You girls are SEW fussy! Psychopaths need
love too, you know! A little warmth, a little understanding,
a little fancy footwork when they try to whack you over
the head with an ax...what's yer problem, already?
However, you all are welcome to sign up for Doctor
Mary's Fall Seminar "Nailing Jello To A Tree -- The
Problems Of Finding True Love in the 1700s." She
is also working up a potion for her Winter Catalog
which might be of use...Old Overholt No. Nine. Old
Overholts One through Eight proved problematic, as
she accidentially mixed Gnome Remover with Long
Carabine Hubba Hubba potion and a pinch of salt and
man! You don't even want to know! I'm still cleaning
the freakin' windows!
Doc M