Re: Thought for the Day - Paging Doc M! -- PS!

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: : : : : : : : : There's someone out there for everyone -even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.

: : : : : : : : : (Steve Martin's character in L.A. Story)

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: : : : : : : : So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong!

: : : : : : : : ..Jeri (heading out to the nearest camping equipment store)

: : : : : : : Hey Jeri,

: : : : : : : I'll meet you there. I must have mis-read this list first time-around...I thought it said, "picnic, compassion, and rose-colored glasses". DUMMY ME!

: : : : : : : Diana

: : : : : : Take me with you!  I'm not such a pretty package, but I've got heart.  How do we get the guys to see that?  Maybe THEY are the ones who need the night goggles ....

: : : : : : LSK

: : : : : Well, I think all Mohicanland ladies are beautiful.  Maybe Doc M can fix us up something that'll help wake these guys up! (Mind you, Doc M's pretty powerful, could end up with too much of a good thing and a few we'd rather have left asleep!)

: : : : : ..Jeri 

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: : : : I don't know if even Doc M's potions could wake up the men around here. I DO wish she would send me something to render comatose the various fruit-and-nut assortments I seem to end up with. 

: : : : see ya at the camping store -- i'll be the one looking for night goggles AND psycho-repellent. 

: : : : she-who-has-about-given-up

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: : : Dear Doc M,

: : : Three Mohican ladies with a problem of the male variety, respectfully request your sage advice.

: : : Yours Hopefully...Jeri

: : 
: : Good heavens. You girls are SEW fussy! Psychopaths need
: : love too, you know! A little warmth, a little understanding,
: : a little fancy footwork when they try to whack you over
: : the head with an ax...what's yer problem, already? 
: : However, you all are welcome to sign up for Doctor
: : Mary's Fall Seminar "Nailing Jello To A Tree -- The
: : Problems Of Finding True Love in the 1700s." She 
: : is also working up a potion for her Winter Catalog
: : which might be of use...Old Overholt No. Nine. Old
: : Overholts One through Eight proved problematic, as
: : she accidentially mixed Gnome Remover with Long
: : Carabine Hubba Hubba potion and a pinch of salt and
: : man! You don't even want to know! I'm still cleaning
: : the freakin' windows!

: : Doc M

: Forgot to add -- Dana, I'm sending you the keyboard cleaner
: you requested via the Huron Courier Service...it's 
: guaranteed to remove stains, spittle, sputum, slobber,
: dribble and drool, AND clean your carpets, give you
: a bikini wax, roast a chicken and teach you how to
: play the banjo! 

: Doc M


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